girl with a uniform fetish who gets really horny for women who are wearing lanyards but are otherwise dressed normally

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

The other thing about litrpg elements in smut is the idea of irreversibly converting someone's hard earned skill and experience in their life's work (which for morally neutral reasons is killing wild animals) into something stupid like 'lvl max oral skill' or 'flawless technique: elven foot job' is kinda hot.

prying off an angels halo with my horns like a bottle opener

the divine light forms a really nice creamy head once you pour it out of her

creating a new tumblr account persona classification binary called "are you panel 1 or panel 2"

the facts are as simple as they are beautiful: if you take away an angel's halo it will immediately start laying eggs. Every. Time.

she looked at my pussy like it was a bag of rice. ans her penis was a wet cell phone

I'm a huge sucker for the genre of hypnokink where the pov character's beliefs are methodically rewritten one at a time through the course of a conversation with a girl with magic voice powers.

dragging a blonde girl into my car and speeding away and the next day shes found completely unharmed in the same spot but is no longer blonde

There are vast and evil forces out there conspiring to make sure you NEVER know that it feels good when another girl calls you good boy during sex