team elmo

Love won, definitively, in A.D. 33

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

They should invent a type of flirting where I can tell when it’s happening

love the library. there's no risk. you can take out a book and go "wow this sucks" and just give it back. and when you do that you're still making the library's Number Go Up so you'll be able to roll the dice on even more books. all for the low low price of free/you already paid for it with your tax money so you might as well use it

when a hobbit is the light of your life. call that frodosynthesis

don't worry, because in the right eyes you will be art

*spelling words out so my knight doesn’t get too excited* I’ve been thinking of sending him on a Q-U-E-S-T to save a M-A-I-D-E-N from a D-R-A-G-O-N. He’s been a very good boy lately.

Want to go to the river and I’ll find you pretty rocks? (Flirting)

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

The body of a post is where Hamlet talks to Claudius. The tags is where Hamlet talks to the audience

If Jesus thought tax collectors (evil degenerates) were worthy of salvation, i think gay people will be more than okay

Notably the tax collectors (known for cheating and taking more than they were supposed to so that they could skim off the top) were required to repent of their sins and make restitution.