The Vatican

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Im sick of all the hater lesbos constantly trying to ram me off the road and kill me

i was having a really hard morning but my daughter of 3 years said mommy dont cry i made you a drum n bass playlist

One of the most frightening things I've ever heard is when somebody pointed out that the existence of flinching away when you touch something hot implies that at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of scary fire monsters that attacked people 😨

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i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

Monday humiliation. Tuesday suffocation. Wednesday condescension. Thursday is pathetic. It’s Friday i’m in love

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Good thing i have a wednesday to thursday transformation fetish