You made a slow disaster out of me

Further proof that pareidolia is awesome.

whatever makes it easier to live with your roommates, folks

@the-cimmerians some levity for your Friday. Much lovins. x

Next time I need @lurkdusoleil to join me and @pletzel so we can be cranky old people togeth- I mean, we can go party hard together!! Because that’s exactly what we did haha!!

There ain't no party like a British tea party.

@resentment-face?

Anyone?

Me and @pletzel spent a quiet day in (we are both 70 years old, it seems 😂😱), then she made me scones for afternoon tea 💖💟💜 so I made sausage and saffron risotto and it turned out real good! 🍛🍴 Also her cats are so fucking soft, I think my depression is cured 🐱💐

Old lady supper club buddies for life. 🇮🇹🇬🇧

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I’m a southerner, a nurse, and I was born in 1986….so, yeppers.

I mean…

lol

I'm 90% flat carbohydrate product, so pretty much. @ravingliberal wins the most literal to literal, though.

Meet your Auntie @pletzel.

Oh hai! 😳😘🐱

@pletzel tag yourself ;)

And yourself, @illbeyourmursesomeday? 😛

@pletzel is the queen of all nurses! English Claire Temple of my heart, congratulations on your graduation! <3 <3 <3

That's Staff Nurse Pletzel BA (Hons) BSc (Hons) PGCERT MCILIP RN to you. I also bring geographer and librarian. 😉

#the toilet goblin

reblog Toilet Goblin for good toilet luck

I always need good toilet luck.

omg

Bad stuff happens in the bathroom...