What if we built a car so explodable…

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad

it's not clitor-YOU, it's clitor-US. take my hand.

Nobody likes my clit post it's just clitorme against the world :'(

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife