PROMPTS FROM LEVERAGE: REDEMPTION
* ย assorted dialogue from the first season of the television show, adjust as necessary
i work in the field of violence.
don't worry, i haven't stabbed anyone in a really long time. like, a whole month.
i knew it would make you grumpy. you're very cute when you're grumpy.
i mean, look at that side part. that is such a "i'm a bad guy" side part.
well, i still say stabbing's an option.
don't let anything happen to my favorite taser.
we were very happy until we stopped having sex and realized we hated each other.
let's go steal our lives back.
never define love by its length. only by its depth.
we would never let that happen.
i don't like being invited into museums. it spoils the fun.
it's like his own willy wonka golden ticket.
i wanna kill a lot of people, all the time. i just don't.
he could go headfirst down a staircase.
so... no phone, no computer. how do you communicate?
you're the best bad guy who tried to be a good guy that learned to be the best good-bad guy we ever had.
so... we're not killing [name]?
it's impossible to tickle yourself.
you didn't let your guard down. you opened yourself up.
we'll always be together.
don't die. i need you around to make me look good.
what, didn't you see the sign when we walked in? it says "112 days without an accident." they're due.
three hundred dollars for a haircut?
say, [name], you gonna stay out of trouble?
that's what i wanted to hear.
i'm not debating the coolness of the entrance.
we no longer manipulate the system. we are the system.
okay, then. let's light it up.
what am i gonna do without you here to make me look good?
bring him back in one piece.
hey, uh... do you wanna talk about it?
you can make a puppet out of anything you can stick your hand in.
yeah, you're not a thief, but you're thief-y. thief-ish.
we can bonk him on the head later if we have to.
come on, say it. you know you have to.
i can't remember the last time i was in an air vent. i miss vents.
one year gone, but never forgotten.
i'm not on anybody's side.
lying to people to make them feel better at christmas, that's what it's all about!
why don't you guys hang out a little longer with me, you know?
see? you don't always need a taser.
i teach every kid i meet how to do crime. crime is fun.
i think i did pretty well. and i didn't get tortured.
it's okay to grow up, realize you're not the person you used to be.
i achieved perfection pretty early, huh?
i remember when you wanted to change the world.
you're providing a very valuable service to the world.
let's go steal a riverboat casino.
i want the world to stop sucking. 'cause it sucks.
sometimes the best way to hide is to blind them with your brightness.
land is cheap when you don't know how to protect it.
if you want to be a part of the team, you actually have to be part of the team.
we never say no to parties.
if it was easy, it wouldn't be fun.
it doesn't work if you say it like that.
that sentence hurts my brain.
for what it's worth, we all got regrets. you'll move past it.
i decided not to care. i didn't care who i hurt, who paid me.
you know when you show someone actual proof that what they believe is wrong and they don't just agree. instead, they believe more, harder into that fake thing. it's a weird human brain thing.
this place looks like a demonic kindergarten.
you used all the good toilet paper!
i am safe and secure. i release all negative feelings and thoughts about myself.
