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My cat needs one of those awards cause she's a little piss baby that pees on floors

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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Goncharov (1973)

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This was such a great fucking movie.

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We really don't talk enough about Goncharov on this site.

patriipastry

God, its been a while since ive seen this movie. this movie is so underrated

I remember one time my family and I went to churches chicken, and we had to wait our turn to order in line, and in front of us was a kid and (presumably) his grandma

while she was ordering, he was begging her for Jalapeño Poppers, and the way he did it it sounded like he was trying to do that one thing kids do when they want to prove they like adult/spicy foods by ordering it casually, when infact them asking for it was calculated

His grandma was ordering,and at the end, she ordered some Jalapeño Poppers for him, and he gave a slight yes and a fist pump.

Anyway, does anyone else think we all had semi-overlapping childhoods

#childhood #childhood era #childhood experience #lgbtq

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reblog this if you’re jewish or your blog is a safe space for jewish people

in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.

#lgbtq

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as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

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and brother? i’m about to start honkin

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and brother? i’m about to pop a tent. ffor tje circus.

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and brotjer??? i’m a ballon aminal

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creampie.

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i’m spitting up blood

#now this is funny business

patriipastry

I just tried Fireball for the first time a couple of days ago, never have I ever drank a more angry drink

patriipastry

to reiterate, everyone who I've talked to about alcohol had said they love Fireball

the deceit i have faced has been legendary

I just tried Fireball for the first time a couple of days ago, never have I ever drank a more angry drink

#drinks #alcohol #alcoholism

I've packed up my stuff to leave my hotel tomorrow, which means I had to put up my laptop (with all my movies and games I have in there), so I have no real reason to stay up past right now, except for the fact that is it 8.00 at night and my body would be waking up around 6 am

but I'm too anxious to be doom scrolling, and if I were to take out my laptop, I would be too anxious due to the fact that I would accidentally forget it

#anxious #anxitey #mental health #mentally fucked #lgbtq

I was walking back to the hotel Im staying at, and there is an MFing Cybertruck sitting in the parking lot

Someone on this hellsite (or hellsite equivalent) said it's like finding the town idiot, or something to that degree. I feel like the only people who buy one are the same people who don't want to wipe their own butts because its kinda gay

also, in the year 2025, after all of the mishaps, technical faults, and all of the safety failures the Cybertruck is kinda known for, why do people still own that ps1 graphic trash wagon

#fuck elon musk #us politics #lgbtq #cybertruck hate #cars

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patriipastry

nothing like Lego Fluid Dynamics to spice my Saturday afternoon

I just remembered that when I worked at McDonald's, we had to put a half strip of bacon on every bacon quarter pounder, but the grill manager really hated the smell of the bacon cooking, so he would have us break the peice into 4ths to conserve on bacon, so we didn't have to cook it and him smell it

that was a weird place

#mcdonald's #food #fast food #lgbtq #minimum wage

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remembering a dumb bitch who you fucking hate moodboard

patriipastry

#savingforlatter

mille-marteaux

ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

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absolutely visceral experience. food is so much more satisfying when you have to fight it. i may be feral

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i am not proud to say this but that pizza lasted fifteen minutes. i normally am not that gluttonous, but this goes beyond glutton. there was gluttony and wrath. a whirlwind of sauce, cheese, and pepperoni, all atop a flatbread that was shred apart by my own hands due to the neglect of another

in that moment i was wild. i was free. i understood the simplest joys in life. the joy of eating and manifesting my own destiny

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been reflecting on this all day and the unsliced pizza experience honestly ruled. i think everyone should try it sometime or another. you have not truly lived until you just absolutely obliterated a pizza in such a feral manner

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is this you

mille-marteaux

yes

run

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My best friend and I have this tradition we call “chicken dinner” where we get a rotisserie chicken, lay it on a tarp, start on opposite ends of the tarp, and on the count of three we both run at the chicken and start ripping into it with our bear hands. We will be on our knees fighting for the best pieces of meat, ripping into the chicken with our faces, and it is the most viscerally delicious chicken I have ever had in my life. Grease gets everywhere. We have to do this outside. We have to tie our hair in buns beforehand.

You have never known the joy of food until you are lunging at your friend to rip the best part of the chicken out of their hand, rolling around on the tarp, stuffing it in your face before they can retaliate, and you realize “holy shit did I just growl?” And then you realize they are doing it too.

The chicken gets decimated. It’s absolutely destroyed. We aren’t allowed back inside until we have been hosed down. It’s the best.

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Oh ye of little faith.

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People across the street looking through the blinds, "Harold! Harold come quick, they're doing the chicken thing again!"

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Always need to reblog the Post when I come across it

#need this in my life

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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

#apparently i do this unironicly #I'll just talk to someone about our pasts and i share something #and they will be like “oh no sweet princess”

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if your blog had a smell, what would it smell like?

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a croissant