misanthropy at its finest

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

SOMEONE SAID IT

stripped to the bone in a matter of seconds

this seems like a wonderful way to go

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

If you’re not on your period right now just take a moment to appreciate it

literally me with all cats

and dogs

Me with you :p

brenda should be the phandom leader tbh

*scrolling* *scrolling* oh thats my hallway with 16k notes, brilliant *scrolls away*