It's like irony, or something.

Positive affirmation going into 2024:

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It wasn't that odd to find Doopliss out at such a late hour, but to do so in Boggly Woods?! That was certainly weird! It appeared like he was heading out from somewhere deep in the woods, a bit tired, as he was walking a bit slow... "Man... I can't believe it's gotten this late, Slick... I wasn't expecting this to take me ALL day! ...BUT, maybe it's better like this... Yeah! This way no one should be able to spot me here at this hour! AND I won't have to explain myself! Perfect, Slick! Yuk yuk yuk!"

"WHO DAR̷̢̧͈̠̲̦̗̻̰̗͖̰͙̱͔͒̓͐̀͜ͅĘ̶̢̮̼͖̮̪͖͍͓̱͑̈́̏̀̿̂͂̋̊̽̿͐̉͋̆͝Ş̴̤̬̦͈͑̈́̂͗̇̓̿̃͊̆̊̀́̈́̌ ̸̢̧̛͍̤͚͉̬̹̫̻̝̱̹̙̠̳̅͌̂͑̈́͐̀͌͌̚S̵̛̛̱̟̬̼̼͕̻̘̼̪̳̲͔̹̫̱̯̘̖̻͙̒̆U̵̢̱̩̙̟͖̱̙̒̑̀M̶̱͆̌͗̋̈̉̍M̷̝͎̳̥̈͒̀̒̓̽̆Ó̷̞̳̪̱̯͇̺̪̓̉͊̄̈̍͐͌̚̚͠͝͠Ñ̸͉͕̲̮̫̩̈́͑̂͘ ̶̢̡̛̪͔̞̗̯͇̬̝̬̙̘͈̈́́͒̊̏̓̊̃̚͘ͅM̶̧̡͚͚̼̪͍̫̘͚̻̮͔͋ͅĖ̷̡̢͍̻̰̯̩̾̑͛̈́̃͌́̈́̋̾̀̉̊̋͜͝,̴̧͎͙̙̮̗͓̜̿̾͌̋̄̒͒̅͐̊̽̈͋̕͝͝ ̷̡͕̦̦͔̭̰̭̩̣͎̰̭̮̺̝͑̑̍̈́̉̍͛̋̓́͝S̴̨̛̰̟̥̦͓̼̰̊̎̊͛̅̍̑̈́̚̕̚L̷̛̛͔̬͗̈́̀̈͂̂͑̄͑͋́̾̅̈́̈̔̆͘͜I̸̛̘̗͈͓̞̝̯̤̙̯̾̒͋̿̒́̽̆̉̃̉̋̑͊̓̎̆̄͝Ċ̶̨̧͙͎̬͉͇͉̮͈͓̣K̷̰͔͂̾̎̔̉̇͋̅̏͛̏̏̊̚͜?̷̢̫̜̣̜̭̻̱̜͌͊̊!̷̛̥̣̤̪̣̪̼̅̒̅̽̍̈́́̄̒͠͠?̴̥͓̻͕͓͖̱̝̌̈́̇̏̓̍̊̇̔!̵̧̹̬̦̗̊̑͗̋̋͛̑̍̐̓͂̏̑̎̔̇͘͘"

“Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Thaaat's right, slick! You got it! I am back to gift you some of my awesome presence! Yuk yuk yuk! Cause I mean... After all those pranks in fake gifts that I pulled on you, I figured it was time for a REAL present, so here I am!”