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Short story
Message me a subject and i will write a short story about it. Why? you may ask, im bored okay, live with it.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Do you follow your side-blogs?
Yes
No
Is water wet?
Yes💧
No🌋
I got Dain Bramage now🤯
Do you guys ever put your earphones in without music playing so nobody will talk to you or just to eavesdrop on people?
Yes
No, WTF
Best fantasy creatures!
This tournament was the result of @tournamentideatournament. This tournament will decide Tumblr`s favorite mythical creature! Follow to see the progress.
The first 64 submissions will be used in this tournament. Please send in all your ideas and reblog for more attention. Human hybrids also count. (centaurs, fauns, mermaids).
Tagging:@bestsiblingstournament@best-animal-bracket@ultimatepokemontournament@respectthewolf@randomreasonstolive@bestpokemonevertournament@bestgirlsnametournament@worstinsultsever@catsthatlooklikepinupgirls @lunarnamesbracket@dead-character-showdown @the-ultimate-tournament @hellsite-hungergames@dead-character-showdown @best-green-character @bestsiblingstournament @bestgirlsnametournament @best-fictional-cat @hellsite-hungergames @the-ultimate-tournament @thelittlestguy-tournament @the-nobody-tournament

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Vote no if you are homophobic!
Yes
No
Lets try this again.
Weird food that i dont like to eat
Vote for the one you dislike too!
Hamburgers
Mac and cheese
Taco/burrito
Soda
Fish (any type)
Spaghetti with sauce
Uncut apple
Everyone vote yes!
Yes
No
im doing this so that i can see a poll win by 100%. i have never seen it before, please do not vote no!
Tournament
Im gonna make a small tournament to decide the most common birthdate on tumblr. make sure to follow and reblog for more! makesre you submit years (2003), months (april) and days (the 14th)
tags: @bestsiblingstournament@best-animal-bracket@ultimatepokemontournament@respectthewolf@randomreasonstolive@bestpokemonevertournament@bestgirlsnametournament@worstinsultsever@catsthatlooklikepinupgirls @lunarnamesbracket@dead-character-showdown @the-ultimate-tournament @hellsite-hungergames@dead-character-showdown @best-green-character @bestsiblingstournament @bestgirlsnametournament @best-fictional-cat @hellsite-hungergames @the-ultimate-tournament @thelittlestguy-tournament @the-nobody-tournament
Tournament!!!!!
I will be using this account for a tournament to decide the best car brand, i will use the first 32 submissions. please reblog for more attention and follow to see your favorite car brand win, or get crushed!
tagging: @bestsiblingstournament @best-animal-bracket @ultimatepokemontournament@respectthewolf @randomreasonstolive @bestpokemonevertournament @bestgirlsnametournament@worstinsultsever@catsthatlooklikepinupgirls @lunarnamesbracket @dead-character-showdown @hellsite-hungergames @dead-character-showdown @best-green-character @bestsiblingstournament @bestgirlsnametournament @best-fictional-cat @thelittlestguy-tournament @the-nobody-tournament @theonlymagicleftisart

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I have to do this:
Do you like: PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA???
NOOOO🤢🤢🤮🤮
YAASS😍😍😋😋
Hi there!
This is a blog where i will (try to) post a funny license plate every day. Follow for fun and anti-depressant. Reblog for more attention.
PS: If you submit a funny license plate i will probably use it, just sayin.
Tagging: @bestsiblingstournament@best-animal-bracket@ultimatepokemontournament@respectthewolf@randomreasonstolive@bestpokemonevertournament@bestgirlsnametournament@worstinsultsever@catsthatlooklikepinupgirls@lunarnamesbracket@dead-character-showdown @the-ultimate-tournament @hellsite-hungergames@dead-character-showdown @best-green-character @bestsiblingstournament @bestgirlsnametournament @best-fictional-cat @hellsite-hungergames @the-ultimate-tournament @thelittlestguy-tournament @the-nobody-tournament
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
2 million people aren’t wrong
Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry
Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god
This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!
Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭
Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.
… It’s 2020
If I send her some splooge and onions it should be fine, right?
Nearly 3 million have reblogged this thing. Not taking a risk.
Idk who she is but my life is a fucking nightmare and I’m not taking any chances
i dont get it
omg ves search it up
I refuse for 2021 to be anything like 2020, so I shall put my trust in Madame Zeroni
i like being able to live life’s bad as it is no thanks
can’t risk it sorry
sorry no risks here
Risk taker? Wrong person
it’s 2021 and this hellscape aint ded yet
paranoid help
It’s 2022 and this world is a hellscape. I am obviously going to reblog this. I wen back and took out all negatives because it is in my best interest to only have positives. I, also, made sure to have the best grammar and spelling I could. We have to be safe. Thank you.
I want a curse! Curses are cool! But I’m reblogging this to say that.
…shit.
3.5 million people are never wrong
World Heritage Post
Im not trying my luck today😅
I thought you might like to see this:
its my dog wearing my glasses. TBH they look better on him than on me.
indeed he does
Just a little PS:
English Springer Spaniels look like this:

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For the short stories:
Someone makes a pancake and somehow ends up getting a dog for it?
Here you go!
I was just chilling on the sofa when I realized I was hungry, so I got up to make pancakes.Then I saw that I was all out of mix, so I went to the store to buy more. At the store i saw a poster for a competition, it read like this:
Pancake art!
If you can make the perfect round pancake, you will get a prize!
I decided to compete, I mean why not? it can't be that hard to make a circular pancake. So I bought a bunch of pancake-mixes, and started practicing. When the day finally came I was on a stage with 9 other competitors in the semi-finals. I was busy making my pancake when I looked to the side, the girl next to me had a really nice pancake. I think the person on the other side of her noticed too, because she splattered some dough over her pan and messed up the perfect round pancake. I felt bad but I had to focus on my pancake. I won the round! Sadly the girl next to me lost because of her messy pancake. Now it was the Quarter-finals, I had to redo the whole pancake,but I didn't care. Then I saw something horrible, the same girl from the last round messed up another contestant's pancake! Then it was time to announce the finalists, I was through, but so was the cheating girl. Now the finals, I had been waiting for this moment all day. I really did my best, not to win the prize, but to show the girl that cheating didn't get you everywhere in life, and guess what? I won! The prize was the cutest little English Springer Spaniel, I called him muffin and he lives with me now.
Answer honestly!
I have heterochromia
I am genderqueer
My friends name is Olivia or Oliver
I have never ever had a pet
I am allergic to dogs
I own/have owned a horse
My name has 4 letters