Lucky Manwife to a Stud Bull King

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His post from today. He’s right - I am a lucky faggot to be owned by a real man.

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someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify

Pokemon and Digimon

sun and moon

super trans and mega trans

chungo and scrungus

salt and pepper

Neither and both

Nintendogs 1 & 2

handmaiden and fuedal lord

Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

Team lads and team gents

Achievement Hunter and Funhaus

Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo

Mario and Luigi

Tom and Jerry

Ass and tiddies

Star Trek and Star Wars

Simon and garfunkel

Primmie and techie

Marina and The Diamonds

Grump and Not So Grump

Bread and butter

Ramones and Clash

Coke and Pepsi

Skype and Oovoo.

Derek and The Dominos

the proletariat and the bourgeois

feudal lords and handmaidens

Dungeons and dragons

narumitsu and narumayo

kinder and milka

benny and the jets

florence and the machine

shrek & the bee movie

Xbox and pc

Crystal Gems and Homeworld

Naruto & Sasuke

Ben & Jerry’s

Offense and Defense

Peanut butter and jelly

Coffee and tea

Owl and city

Lamb and beef

My type and not my type

Ihop and Denny’s

Mcdonalds and burger king

Coke and Pepsi

Jedi & Sith

Sharks and Jets

sans and komaeda

Joestars and Brandos

Alliance and Horde

Valor and Mystic

Dipper & Mabel 

Ruby & Sapphire

nutritious & delicious

furries & scalies

Overwatch and tf2

ocean and sky

Paydays and Whatchamacallits

Fred and George

team epic and team chicken leg

Inanimate Insanity and Battle For Dream Island

ruby and sapphire

*.Flowey and Asriel.

Undertale and FNAF

Gryffindor and Slytherin

Salt and Sugar

μ’s and Aqours

Black and white

Apple and android

Mini and Wumbo

Dan and Phil

DARN IT I WAS GONNA DO DAN AND PHIL @sorta-phantastic

Hobo and Glunkus

Ketchup & Mayo

chocolate and vanilla

ketchup and mustard

Grandes bites à viande

Batman and robin

Marvel and DC

Markiplier and Darkiplier

humans + dancers

Trans and Turbo Trans

gamers and goths

K.O. and T.K.O.

Yes and no

Sword and shield

Life and death

Tomato and potato

tyler and josh

Lamb sauce and Gordon Ramsay

Netflix and Hulu

Drake and Josh

Skeleton and Zombie

depression and anxiety

sam winchester and dean winchester

Latitude and longitude

Merry and Pippin

Alienation and exploitation

scoot and bluh

2D and Russel

1s and 0s

Mundane and Magic

Simple and martial weapons

Poem and prose

Patron and pactmaker

skeletons and zombies

Spork and W A V E L A Z E R

Facebook and MySpace

Ratchet and Clank

Laurel and Hardy

Burp and Slurp

cats and dogs

Vegeta and Goku

Chandler and Joey

Skrink and Scrod

G I N G E R or M A R Y A N N E

How do I get in this room?

Caption this shit right here.

The little round one, yes.

I want to know what happens next in this story.

Good mantra for boys needing a New Year’s resolution.

My New Years resolution. My Bull Owner deserves this.

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