coolguy

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

"Go to Hell" is basic. "I hope your favorite game gets remade by and for people who believe its gameplay is an unplayable relic of a bygone age that you only put up with because today's objectively superior mechanics hadn't been invented yet" is real. It's terrible. It's happening every day.

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat