That Blue Bitch

That’s kind of a thing you’d not need to do if you were… you know… human…

If net neutrality does get destroyed (which I highly doubt will but just in case,) there are many free VPNs you can install and use to bypass the website blocking and payments.

Given the unfortunate results of today, I figured I would post this again. Good luck friends.

congration

Two churches located across the street from each other.

my question is why were you calling an orange gatorade “sexy boy”

how i feel about orange gatorade is none of your buisness

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

Fucking nuked from orbit

What the fuck

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

theyre so patient 

This is how ppl die from insulin shock and alcohol poisoning at the same time

if someone doesn’t make this for me and bring it to my bedroom door in the next hour ur all complicit in my depression

if you drink 10 of these in 10 minutes at exactly midnight you will ascend to a higher plane and speak with both god and the devil then wake up in a waffle house parking lot at 4:20 am with only vague memories and a sense of loss