as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

everyone needs to calm down about everything right now. unless you are worked up for a legitimate reason then of course, you should be angrier maybe. what I’m saying is let’s all take it down to a 1 or 2. unless of course you need to be at an 11.

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

underboob. side boob. cleavage. nipples poking through the fabric. you agree

I wonder if we ever think of each other at the same time.

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

Today was a small clean cloth placed over a very old injury

not only did I tell the employee at this store that I was looking to buy a bag, "you know, for carrying stuff", when she went to ask another employee where they might be she clarified, "you know, like you use to carry stuff." anyway this cancels out the embarrassment because now we both look like weirdos who think 'a bag' is an exotic concept that needs clarification

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"