Slice of life

(confidently) no, that's a self-tolling bell. it tolls automatically, signifying nothing for the hearer. why

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

A mech discord server with a vent channel where all the messages are just ‘FWSSHHHHHH -heat level reduced’

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

you should also be able to do this to job listings

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are