ZAP!

Masculinity can be queer. Often is.

something sweetie this way loves

Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

I think it's one of those normal non-corrupted amulets and I'm glowing green for unrelated reasons

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

headbutts you. headbutts you. bites you. hey. headbutts you.

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

@funnier-as-a-system

im a gross pervert!!!!! and everyone loves me for it :)

my latent uncle abilities