I'd rather be a comma than a fullstop

I got in through one of those recruitment drives they keep holding

I collected the box tops and turned them in. Just paid separate shipping and handling.

I forgot to uncheck a box when I was installing something.

i found a rainbow ticket inside a chocolate bar

A bird flew up and handed me a letter. 

I was the one billionth customer.

went into a home depot on Pride weekend and it was a door prize like, weird, but okay

I forgot to install an adblocker and got a pop up on a website that congratulated me on being LGBT

I successfully forwarded a chain e-mail to ten LGBTQIA+ friends in the allotted amount of time.

It was hidden in the extra fees on my phone plan.

Scratch off tickets

Kinda got stuck on my cable bill one month

It’s one of the benefits included in salary packaging

Honestly it just followed me home? It’s not like I fed it or anything it just showed up and never left.

Found it tucked into the back of a library book.

weird contaminants in the stream, that one campout.

It was in the sauce at the Bunnings sausage sizzle.  Or maybe the onion.

I downloaded the app.

i deleted the (different) app. best mistake i ever made. :D

I woke up one morning to find the queerfairy had visited.

A friend gave it to me as a “happy divorce” present.

Melissa Etheridge gave me a toaster.

God sent an angel and the glory of the Lord was upon me.

One of those really fancy Christmas crackers. All my sister got was a wine charm, hah. 

Imbalance of the humours

I was caught in a magnetic storm from space and emerged with LGBTQ+ powers.

I entered a faery ring at the summer solstice. You know how it is.

bitten by a bisexual. after the next full moon I emerged genderless and queer; also possibly a werewolf

A magician asked me to pick a card, any card, and I got an ace of queers

Ancient forbidden martial arts technique.

Secret Santa.

Bitten by radioactive gaytor.

I slipped on some ice and landed on my back as the central pivot in a gay gang bang.

Won it on and scratch off ticket.

I made a pact with a gay dragon and now have wizardry and also am very gay.

I got lost in Bi-Mart when I was a child.

i was in a coma and i just woke up like this

Downloaded the app with a promo code

Assembled my ID card from Ikea.

Found a tiny rainbow flag in bottle

I found it in my cereal box 🏳️‍🌈

saw a post on tumblr that said “if you’re reading this you’re gay” and the rest is history

Sucked on a mango when I was a kid.

The doctor informed my parents, upon my birth -  ‘it’s a lesbian!’

I was warned about listening to Indigo Girls. I didn’t heed the warning.

Looked into a mirror and whispered ‘Ellen’ three times.

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

You could finish him or finish him

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this

Marge is such a great mom

She gets it. 

a concept: wlw movies that aren’t about sex. pg movies with wlw. rom coms but with two girls. action movies where the main character just happens to be wlw. where the wlw character doesn’t die