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Might start a YouTube channel where I eat this in one sitting and chart what it does to my body.

‪Went to Giraffe for our fake-couples-Christmas meal, booked the Christmas menu and they set it up as a small two-person Christmas party. Nice. Food also good.‬

These two images comprise the first page of my new stock photo comic about Santa. Click link in bio for the full seven page story, which goes to... some odd places. #comics #makecomics #outofstock #stockphoto #santa #christmas #fatherchristmas #xmas

We are playing Puerto Rico and I am a sugar baron. Apt as I've eaten too many M&Ms and feel a bit unwell.

I have done a comic! Three whole pages of wizards pushing the limits of wizardry. Art by Chris Caesar, who nailed it, I feel. Read here: http://comics.nickbryan.com/post/165947629789/transcendental-rental-pg-1-of-3-written-by-nick

Guinness from a mason jar, just like the makers intended.

No, I don't know. Art?

‪People say The Handmaid's Tale is depressing but I got a lot of joy from this bit.‬

‪If I must pay £3 for coffee, it can at least come in this comical vase-like quantity.

Might not be a great inspirational view for everyone, but works fine for my manky urban crime material.

The Girl Who Tweeted Wolf is now three years old! Here we see it celebrating with its friends. If you want to join the party, pick up a copy (free on digital) or leave a nice review on Amazon, if you're so inclined.

Opening chapter title of Hobson & Choi v5. Amazed I haven't used it already.

Did the chocolate museum, where the only funny thing was this chocolate Pope, who is infallible except in direct sunlight. (at Schokoladenmuseum)

Went to the mustard museum! I don't even like mustard, but the surrounding culture appears to be amazing. Those toy mustard scenes definitely don't look like poos. (at Cologne, Germany)

Just dropped a new lot of Hobson & Choi books at the Big Green Bookshop! Last lot went in a few weeks so go now. (at The Big Green Bookshop)

My dark-comedy-London-crime-mismatched-detective-duo books now throughly back in stock at the Big Green Bookshop! Buy there now, or from my website! (Link in bio!) (at The Big Green Bookshop)

Apparently I missed the Christians/lions pitfighting by half an hour so instead there is a ballet on.