Sakura: Honey, can you please take out the trash?
Sasuke: NOT, NOT TODAY!
Sakura: Can you wash the dishes?
Sasuke: NOT, NOT TODAY!
Sakura: Sasuke! The baby is coming!!
Sasuke: NO, NO NOT TODAY!!!!!
Sakura: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP FUCKING SINGING AND TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL?!




















