Ask Mu Qingfang

this is a horrible knife. i didn't think i was capable of being inadequate until i made this knife. it's engorged.

Too large?

look at it. it looks like a fertility device. it's too fat to be an envelope opener. *in despair* it needs to be destroyed...

this is what i get for trying to use scrap metal. i touch this with a hammer and it will shatter. it just won't alloy... *hands it over for inspection*

It is perhaps best broken before anyone who sees it is *inspired*

ah. *burying face in hands* the teenagers. you would think they'd have enough to experiment with without desecrating my forges for things like this... Mu-shidi, could I trouble you to shatter that? I can't bear to look at it for a single moment more... it's repellent...

*it turns into literal powder* ...Mu-shidi is very powerful...

*sighs* goodbye, fat knife... this is a better end than what my kids would have subjected you to... i apologize for bringing you into this world... *kicks sand over the powder*

At least its existence was a brief one

Brief and uneventful, like many lives... *tosses an arm over your shoulder and walks you away from the cremated knife* have you ever doubted your skills, Mu-shidi?

I'm a doctor. I had best be willing to be open to being wrong.

*waves hand* Well, all of us are often wrong; no matter how high our cultivation gets, we're ultimately still human... what I meant was, have you ever done something a thousand times, and the thousand-and-first time you faltered?

*sighs again. ah, wrong person to ask this question to...* Apologies, shidi; lives depend on you, and you are certainly more careful with yourself than I am; besides, it might not be pleasant to remember...

I am sure there are others who feel similarly. Shang Shixiong, or Shen shixiong.

well, I will ask them when I see them! They will certainly have anecdotes to share. Do you think raising my cultivation would help me work better? Perhaps I should focus on my cultivation instead of making new weapons for a while... *looks bummed about it*

Perhaps. A good break can help you come back stronger than before! You could take on some missions, or go on a research trip

*shakes head* I was thinking more along the lines of secluded meditation. Although it always bores me to tears, and I come out of it feeling worn out, it is the fastest and most stable way to develop...

If you wish to...

*dramatically faints back onto mu qingfang* I really don't want to! Mu-shidi, do you know a fast way to work on my cultivation without having to be alone for months on end?

Oh? *peeks up at him* What does Mu-shidi mean? *thinks* I could probably tolerate seven- no, eight medicinal teas a day... but no more!!

Ah... Oh! *laughs* It's certainly very kind of Mu-shidi to offer, and of course I would be honored! *stands up properly and thumps him on the back cheerfully* Swords are, of course, my expertise, ahaha!

We'll see if you can keep up with me then!

this is a horrible knife. i didn't think i was capable of being inadequate until i made this knife. it's engorged.

Too large?

look at it. it looks like a fertility device. it's too fat to be an envelope opener. *in despair* it needs to be destroyed...

this is what i get for trying to use scrap metal. i touch this with a hammer and it will shatter. it just won't alloy... *hands it over for inspection*

It is perhaps best broken before anyone who sees it is *inspired*

ah. *burying face in hands* the teenagers. you would think they'd have enough to experiment with without desecrating my forges for things like this... Mu-shidi, could I trouble you to shatter that? I can't bear to look at it for a single moment more... it's repellent...

*it turns into literal powder* ...Mu-shidi is very powerful...

*sighs* goodbye, fat knife... this is a better end than what my kids would have subjected you to... i apologize for bringing you into this world... *kicks sand over the powder*

At least its existence was a brief one

Brief and uneventful, like many lives... *tosses an arm over your shoulder and walks you away from the cremated knife* have you ever doubted your skills, Mu-shidi?

I'm a doctor. I had best be willing to be open to being wrong.

*waves hand* Well, all of us are often wrong; no matter how high our cultivation gets, we're ultimately still human... what I meant was, have you ever done something a thousand times, and the thousand-and-first time you faltered?

*sighs again. ah, wrong person to ask this question to...* Apologies, shidi; lives depend on you, and you are certainly more careful with yourself than I am; besides, it might not be pleasant to remember...

I am sure there are others who feel similarly. Shang Shixiong, or Shen shixiong.

well, I will ask them when I see them! They will certainly have anecdotes to share. Do you think raising my cultivation would help me work better? Perhaps I should focus on my cultivation instead of making new weapons for a while... *looks bummed about it*

Perhaps. A good break can help you come back stronger than before! You could take on some missions, or go on a research trip

*shakes head* I was thinking more along the lines of secluded meditation. Although it always bores me to tears, and I come out of it feeling worn out, it is the fastest and most stable way to develop...

If you wish to...

*dramatically faints back onto mu qingfang* I really don't want to! Mu-shidi, do you know a fast way to work on my cultivation without having to be alone for months on end?

Oh? *peeks up at him* What does Mu-shidi mean? *thinks* I could probably tolerate seven- no, eight medicinal teas a day... but no more!!

this is a horrible knife. i didn't think i was capable of being inadequate until i made this knife. it's engorged.

Too large?

look at it. it looks like a fertility device. it's too fat to be an envelope opener. *in despair* it needs to be destroyed...

this is what i get for trying to use scrap metal. i touch this with a hammer and it will shatter. it just won't alloy... *hands it over for inspection*

It is perhaps best broken before anyone who sees it is *inspired*

ah. *burying face in hands* the teenagers. you would think they'd have enough to experiment with without desecrating my forges for things like this... Mu-shidi, could I trouble you to shatter that? I can't bear to look at it for a single moment more... it's repellent...

*it turns into literal powder* ...Mu-shidi is very powerful...

*sighs* goodbye, fat knife... this is a better end than what my kids would have subjected you to... i apologize for bringing you into this world... *kicks sand over the powder*

At least its existence was a brief one

Brief and uneventful, like many lives... *tosses an arm over your shoulder and walks you away from the cremated knife* have you ever doubted your skills, Mu-shidi?

I'm a doctor. I had best be willing to be open to being wrong.

*waves hand* Well, all of us are often wrong; no matter how high our cultivation gets, we're ultimately still human... what I meant was, have you ever done something a thousand times, and the thousand-and-first time you faltered?

*sighs again. ah, wrong person to ask this question to...* Apologies, shidi; lives depend on you, and you are certainly more careful with yourself than I am; besides, it might not be pleasant to remember...

I am sure there are others who feel similarly. Shang Shixiong, or Shen shixiong.

well, I will ask them when I see them! They will certainly have anecdotes to share. Do you think raising my cultivation would help me work better? Perhaps I should focus on my cultivation instead of making new weapons for a while... *looks bummed about it*

Perhaps. A good break can help you come back stronger than before! You could take on some missions, or go on a research trip

*shakes head* I was thinking more along the lines of secluded meditation. Although it always bores me to tears, and I come out of it feeling worn out, it is the fastest and most stable way to develop...

If you wish to...

*dramatically faints back onto mu qingfang* I really don't want to! Mu-shidi, do you know a fast way to work on my cultivation without having to be alone for months on end?

this is a horrible knife. i didn't think i was capable of being inadequate until i made this knife. it's engorged.

Too large?

look at it. it looks like a fertility device. it's too fat to be an envelope opener. *in despair* it needs to be destroyed...

this is what i get for trying to use scrap metal. i touch this with a hammer and it will shatter. it just won't alloy... *hands it over for inspection*

It is perhaps best broken before anyone who sees it is *inspired*

ah. *burying face in hands* the teenagers. you would think they'd have enough to experiment with without desecrating my forges for things like this... Mu-shidi, could I trouble you to shatter that? I can't bear to look at it for a single moment more... it's repellent...

*it turns into literal powder* ...Mu-shidi is very powerful...

*sighs* goodbye, fat knife... this is a better end than what my kids would have subjected you to... i apologize for bringing you into this world... *kicks sand over the powder*

At least its existence was a brief one

Brief and uneventful, like many lives... *tosses an arm over your shoulder and walks you away from the cremated knife* have you ever doubted your skills, Mu-shidi?

I'm a doctor. I had best be willing to be open to being wrong.

*waves hand* Well, all of us are often wrong; no matter how high our cultivation gets, we're ultimately still human... what I meant was, have you ever done something a thousand times, and the thousand-and-first time you faltered?

*sighs again. ah, wrong person to ask this question to...* Apologies, shidi; lives depend on you, and you are certainly more careful with yourself than I am; besides, it might not be pleasant to remember...

I am sure there are others who feel similarly. Shang Shixiong, or Shen shixiong.

well, I will ask them when I see them! They will certainly have anecdotes to share. Do you think raising my cultivation would help me work better? Perhaps I should focus on my cultivation instead of making new weapons for a while... *looks bummed about it*

Perhaps. A good break can help you come back stronger than before! You could take on some missions, or go on a research trip

*shakes head* I was thinking more along the lines of secluded meditation. Although it always bores me to tears, and I come out of it feeling worn out, it is the fastest and most stable way to develop...

If you wish to...

this is a horrible knife. i didn't think i was capable of being inadequate until i made this knife. it's engorged.

Too large?

look at it. it looks like a fertility device. it's too fat to be an envelope opener. *in despair* it needs to be destroyed...

this is what i get for trying to use scrap metal. i touch this with a hammer and it will shatter. it just won't alloy... *hands it over for inspection*

It is perhaps best broken before anyone who sees it is *inspired*

ah. *burying face in hands* the teenagers. you would think they'd have enough to experiment with without desecrating my forges for things like this... Mu-shidi, could I trouble you to shatter that? I can't bear to look at it for a single moment more... it's repellent...

*it turns into literal powder* ...Mu-shidi is very powerful...

*sighs* goodbye, fat knife... this is a better end than what my kids would have subjected you to... i apologize for bringing you into this world... *kicks sand over the powder*

At least its existence was a brief one

Brief and uneventful, like many lives... *tosses an arm over your shoulder and walks you away from the cremated knife* have you ever doubted your skills, Mu-shidi?

I'm a doctor. I had best be willing to be open to being wrong.

*waves hand* Well, all of us are often wrong; no matter how high our cultivation gets, we're ultimately still human... what I meant was, have you ever done something a thousand times, and the thousand-and-first time you faltered?

*sighs again. ah, wrong person to ask this question to...* Apologies, shidi; lives depend on you, and you are certainly more careful with yourself than I am; besides, it might not be pleasant to remember...

I am sure there are others who feel similarly. Shang Shixiong, or Shen shixiong.

well, I will ask them when I see them! They will certainly have anecdotes to share. Do you think raising my cultivation would help me work better? Perhaps I should focus on my cultivation instead of making new weapons for a while... *looks bummed about it*

Perhaps. A good break can help you come back stronger than before! You could take on some missions, or go on a research trip

this is a horrible knife. i didn't think i was capable of being inadequate until i made this knife. it's engorged.

Too large?

look at it. it looks like a fertility device. it's too fat to be an envelope opener. *in despair* it needs to be destroyed...

this is what i get for trying to use scrap metal. i touch this with a hammer and it will shatter. it just won't alloy... *hands it over for inspection*

It is perhaps best broken before anyone who sees it is *inspired*

ah. *burying face in hands* the teenagers. you would think they'd have enough to experiment with without desecrating my forges for things like this... Mu-shidi, could I trouble you to shatter that? I can't bear to look at it for a single moment more... it's repellent...

*it turns into literal powder* ...Mu-shidi is very powerful...

*sighs* goodbye, fat knife... this is a better end than what my kids would have subjected you to... i apologize for bringing you into this world... *kicks sand over the powder*

At least its existence was a brief one

Brief and uneventful, like many lives... *tosses an arm over your shoulder and walks you away from the cremated knife* have you ever doubted your skills, Mu-shidi?

I'm a doctor. I had best be willing to be open to being wrong.

*waves hand* Well, all of us are often wrong; no matter how high our cultivation gets, we're ultimately still human... what I meant was, have you ever done something a thousand times, and the thousand-and-first time you faltered?

*sighs again. ah, wrong person to ask this question to...* Apologies, shidi; lives depend on you, and you are certainly more careful with yourself than I am; besides, it might not be pleasant to remember...

I am sure there are others who feel similarly. Shang Shixiong, or Shen shixiong.

this is a horrible knife. i didn't think i was capable of being inadequate until i made this knife. it's engorged.

Too large?

look at it. it looks like a fertility device. it's too fat to be an envelope opener. *in despair* it needs to be destroyed...

this is what i get for trying to use scrap metal. i touch this with a hammer and it will shatter. it just won't alloy... *hands it over for inspection*

It is perhaps best broken before anyone who sees it is *inspired*

ah. *burying face in hands* the teenagers. you would think they'd have enough to experiment with without desecrating my forges for things like this... Mu-shidi, could I trouble you to shatter that? I can't bear to look at it for a single moment more... it's repellent...

*it turns into literal powder* ...Mu-shidi is very powerful...

*sighs* goodbye, fat knife... this is a better end than what my kids would have subjected you to... i apologize for bringing you into this world... *kicks sand over the powder*

At least its existence was a brief one

Brief and uneventful, like many lives... *tosses an arm over your shoulder and walks you away from the cremated knife* have you ever doubted your skills, Mu-shidi?

I'm a doctor. I had best be willing to be open to being wrong.

*waves hand* Well, all of us are often wrong; no matter how high our cultivation gets, we're ultimately still human... what I meant was, have you ever done something a thousand times, and the thousand-and-first time you faltered?

this is a horrible knife. i didn't think i was capable of being inadequate until i made this knife. it's engorged.

Too large?

look at it. it looks like a fertility device. it's too fat to be an envelope opener. *in despair* it needs to be destroyed...

this is what i get for trying to use scrap metal. i touch this with a hammer and it will shatter. it just won't alloy... *hands it over for inspection*

It is perhaps best broken before anyone who sees it is *inspired*

ah. *burying face in hands* the teenagers. you would think they'd have enough to experiment with without desecrating my forges for things like this... Mu-shidi, could I trouble you to shatter that? I can't bear to look at it for a single moment more... it's repellent...

*it turns into literal powder* ...Mu-shidi is very powerful...

*sighs* goodbye, fat knife... this is a better end than what my kids would have subjected you to... i apologize for bringing you into this world... *kicks sand over the powder*

At least its existence was a brief one

Brief and uneventful, like many lives... *tosses an arm over your shoulder and walks you away from the cremated knife* have you ever doubted your skills, Mu-shidi?

I'm a doctor. I had best be willing to be open to being wrong.

this is a horrible knife. i didn't think i was capable of being inadequate until i made this knife. it's engorged.

Too large?

look at it. it looks like a fertility device. it's too fat to be an envelope opener. *in despair* it needs to be destroyed...

this is what i get for trying to use scrap metal. i touch this with a hammer and it will shatter. it just won't alloy... *hands it over for inspection*

It is perhaps best broken before anyone who sees it is *inspired*

ah. *burying face in hands* the teenagers. you would think they'd have enough to experiment with without desecrating my forges for things like this... Mu-shidi, could I trouble you to shatter that? I can't bear to look at it for a single moment more... it's repellent...

*it turns into literal powder* ...Mu-shidi is very powerful...

*sighs* goodbye, fat knife... this is a better end than what my kids would have subjected you to... i apologize for bringing you into this world... *kicks sand over the powder*

At least its existence was a brief one

this is a horrible knife. i didn't think i was capable of being inadequate until i made this knife. it's engorged.

Too large?

look at it. it looks like a fertility device. it's too fat to be an envelope opener. *in despair* it needs to be destroyed...

this is what i get for trying to use scrap metal. i touch this with a hammer and it will shatter. it just won't alloy... *hands it over for inspection*

It is perhaps best broken before anyone who sees it is *inspired*

ah. *burying face in hands* the teenagers. you would think they'd have enough to experiment with without desecrating my forges for things like this... Mu-shidi, could I trouble you to shatter that? I can't bear to look at it for a single moment more... it's repellent...

*it turns into literal powder* ...Mu-shidi is very powerful...

this is a horrible knife. i didn't think i was capable of being inadequate until i made this knife. it's engorged.

Too large?

look at it. it looks like a fertility device. it's too fat to be an envelope opener. *in despair* it needs to be destroyed...

this is what i get for trying to use scrap metal. i touch this with a hammer and it will shatter. it just won't alloy... *hands it over for inspection*

It is perhaps best broken before anyone who sees it is *inspired*

ah. *burying face in hands* the teenagers. you would think they'd have enough to experiment with without desecrating my forges for things like this... Mu-shidi, could I trouble you to shatter that? I can't bear to look at it for a single moment more... it's repellent...

this is a horrible knife. i didn't think i was capable of being inadequate until i made this knife. it's engorged.

Too large?

look at it. it looks like a fertility device. it's too fat to be an envelope opener. *in despair* it needs to be destroyed...

this is what i get for trying to use scrap metal. i touch this with a hammer and it will shatter. it just won't alloy... *hands it over for inspection*

It is perhaps best broken before anyone who sees it is *inspired*

this is a horrible knife. i didn't think i was capable of being inadequate until i made this knife. it's engorged.

Too large?

look at it. it looks like a fertility device. it's too fat to be an envelope opener. *in despair* it needs to be destroyed...

this is a horrible knife. i didn't think i was capable of being inadequate until i made this knife. it's engorged.

Too large?

Xiang Fei help the little plush fish and looked around the room. It was huge to a small child. Hide and Seek with one persone really wasn't a game. So Xiang Fei explored the room.

The only three things in reach for a small toddler were a small tea table, a large chest carelessly tossed open with many fabrics inside, and a small box of heavy tools. Wei Qingwei sat at a study table facing the wall, beginning to grind some ink.

He was good at hiding! Probably. He couldn't see the adults in the room but he could hear them just fine.

From where he was hiding inside a chest, Xiang Fei closed his eyes tightly. He heard the jaring noise of the chairs moving and squeezed his plush tighter. Under all the fabric it was dark. He had no way of knowing if the adults were right there about to grab him or across the room.

The loose fabric strings and dust proved to be to much. Xiang Fei huffed trying to hold back a sneeze but it wasn't enough. It was loud and now his nose was running and his toy has spit sprayed all over it. It was gross, he didn't like being gross.

Asexual MQF who only thinks of sex as a medical treatment my beloved

Xiang Fei help the little plush fish and looked around the room. It was huge to a small child. Hide and Seek with one persone really wasn't a game. So Xiang Fei explored the room.

The only three things in reach for a small toddler were a small tea table, a large chest carelessly tossed open with many fabrics inside, and a small box of heavy tools. Wei Qingwei sat at a study table facing the wall, beginning to grind some ink.

He was good at hiding! Probably. He couldn't see the adults in the room but he could hear them just fine.

From where he was hiding inside a chest, Xiang Fei closed his eyes tightly. He heard the jaring noise of the chairs moving and squeezed his plush tighter. Under all the fabric it was dark. He had no way of knowing if the adults were right there about to grab him or across the room.

The loose fabric strings and dust proved to be to much. Xiang Fei huffed trying to hold back a sneeze but it wasn't enough. It was loud and now his nose was running and his toy has spit sprayed all over it. It was gross, he didn't like being gross.