watch this shit

Not saying i’m special but there is literally nobody else like me 

if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven

shout out to all my middle school weird girls who grew up and are still weird but are no longer girls

just write a shitty poem, what do you have to lose

can’t wait until people start claiming to be shadowbanned on this site and we collectively get to inform them that there’s no algorithm and their posts just suck

you’re on twitter picking fights. i’m on twitter for daily updates on rhys darby’s household dad chores. we are not the same.

instead of going on testosterone you should just be bitten by a radioactive cis boy and get more masculine traits spiderman style

op WHAT am i gonna shoot out of my wrists??

Those Nike sandals

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

hey girl are you a worm because

goddammit. i hit post too early

hey girl are you a worm because i am hooked on you

actually i guess it would be. hey girl are you a hook because i am wormed on you

no it wouldn't that's nothing

hey girl are you a fishing rod because i am hooked on you

hey girl are you a fishing rod because i'd like to reel you in

hey girl. fish