idk

Watching an ecchi anime and hearing the voice of @itsapmseymour coming out of the protags mouth was the most psychic damage iv took this year

By the historical definition of the word, a toast or a panini is a biscuit

my art-tism has volumes

A dyslexic marine biologist to his guests as he opens the door: "whalecum"

Some of my DND friends gave me the nickname of "the artificer" and I thought that it was kinda cool but didn't really know why that in particular untill I remembered I made myself a truckhorn blunderbust and a fire sword and then it clicked

"friend" (derogatory)

were remodeling the kitchen and my dumbass walks into the livingroom and just thinks when and why did we get a retro tv. and then my blind ass realizes its the f-ing microvave

I don't know how to tumble so I'll just yell into the void and throw myself down the figurative hill