el's dump

I just want to get dicked down again =/

the end of disco elysium is so fucking funny it's like "what if there was a guy. and bigfoot was also there"

Theres something deepy wrong with me but it dodent matter. It dodentWait. The dodent🐁 holy shittttt 🐁🐁

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

horror novel: he sniled, but it wasn't sneetly. it wasn't sneetly at all.

dick cheney dying on election day got me thinking about how i never gave you a vote of confidence. i was a dick who was only cheining you down. i would go to war for your bush baby 🥀

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

bram stoker's dracula was truly ahead of its time by asking such questions as what if there was a dracula