moth

that old man has charmed me. bewitched me.

I can be trusted with the fictional character. I Promise.

I lied. Fuck it’s dire y’all. It’s Bad.

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

I hope everyone grows tired of being cruel to each other soon

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

i’ve been diagnosed with needy and annoying disease. i will be put down now.

day barely even started and I already had to hear "thank you for being our wives, sisters, aunts" and "keep being women and giving birth and being delicate unlike us men" as compliments for international women's day

here's to women being transgender childless dykes forever and ever and ever

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

I need to gnaw on that sad white boy like a fun dip stick

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

Im sorry I didn’t reply to your message for three weeks. I did not forget about it infact I thought about it regularly every day. It will happen again