this wouldn't have happened on the jeremy renner app

me watching shrek

if i had the aladdin lamp i would ask for a genie blowjob and then a second genie blowjob immediately after. my third wish would be to increase world hunger

anybody want to start a hive mind

i was just thinking about doing that

me too

me too

hm. didn’t want to see this

i literally just reopen this website every once in a while to see if this post hit 100k notes yet

i am german and i can confirm i feel all of these emotions at least once a day

I am currently dying from Not Enough Pillows

i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one

Or what if they grow up and hate your fandoms… then it might not be an accident :(

oh my god, what the fuck was wrong with me in 2013. what the fuck. wtf

this is the kind of drastic character development we need