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so so sooooo sexy when tv shows end when they're supposed to. so sexy to have a thematically coherent & significant narrative and follow it to its natural conclusion. I'm salivating

Transcendent in my tummy

this video is the opposite of jonathan frakes asks you things

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

#biblically accurate roomba

#cleans everything everywhere all at once (via @kitelined)

dark green is a nice color. underrated

when the sun sets my brain is like "oh too bad the day is over & I can't do any more tasks" even though it sets at 4:15 these days & I will be up for at least 9 hours after that. like can we just. do something please

Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.