Could've Sworn I had my thoughts here somewhere

Sung Jinwoo would 100% be that guy who treats it like an extreme sport with 10 books of coupons stashed on his desk and when he goes to check out his $250 worth of groceries, he whips out his coupon BINDER and the cashier starts crying.

And then Jinwoo's receipt shows that he paid $2.14 for all of that.

Once Jinwoo gets his teleportation skills, imagine him going to US because they have the cheapest beef prices and then hopping over to Europe for the cheese and wine. Make a pit stop in Brazil for coffee beans.

You bet that when Jinwoo goes into gate that takes many days to clear, he's always very disappointed whenever he finds out that he missed some big special deal.

(So he starts considering if he can/should shadow-teleport out of the gate to snag the special while his shadow soldiers continue working on clearing the gate.)

#as someone who did customer service i would have left on the spot with the coupon book#not hating on people who think smart with the coupon game#but as someone who does not have the mental capacity for computing all those discounts i will cry @mayarii-darling

Sung Jinwoo's anti-fan base mainly consist of cashiers that have encountered Jinwoo's Coupon Book before.

#omg he would#gotta get cheap stuff#on Wednesday there's a discount on fruits and veggies in this very specific store in the middle of nowhere south america#you know sjw is showing up#does he need that many tangerines? no but it's cheap#also teleporting to get cheaper electronics#solo leveling#man I'm so jealous#I've always thought teleportation was the most useful superpower @caranmerya

At that point, Jinwoo probably is skipping the middleman. He's jumped straight to negotiating deals directly with the farmers because he's his own truck, warehouse, and transport to getting his gigantic haul of fresh fruits and vegetables back home.

(Farmers would LOVE him when they have all these tons of delicious fresh produce just sitting out in the fields about to rot because there's a shortage of trucks and/or warehouses that can take more goods in the area - which is actually a real issue that happens btw.)

No but really, with all the gates popping up everywhere, escaped gate monsters, hot tempered high ranked hunters fighting in public... the railroad system, roads, and more must be a mess with traffic being diverted to all sorts of places and roads that weren't meant to take on such load.

Just imagine all the shortages and supply chain issues happening. Not simply because of large scale events like Kamish destroying US's West Coast but also all the little gates adding up enough to bring a country's logistic system on the brink of failure.

Sung Jinwoo has bigger problems to deal with.

Like the fact that people have started documenting and tracking which stores and farmers he's been spotted visiting and then they flocked to said stores for a number of reasons.

Generally the younger folks are trying to see him and get autographs. The older folks? They want to nab onto those deals too! Then there's the brand sales people who've been trying to reach out to Sung Jinwoo's agency for PR/sponsorships/endorsements because Sung Jinwoo was spotted buying 10 gallons of their Rhubarb Juice 18 days ago and they are hoping they have managed to predict his shopping schedule enough to catch him.

(Hey if there's that Twitter account tracking celebrity private plan routes, there's bound to be people posting on the internet their analytics and predictions on when/where Jinwoo will pop up next for his grocery funs.)

Imagine GQ's "what's in my bag" style videos except it's stitched together fan videos compiling everything that Jinwoo purchased at XXX supermarket 4 days ago and it's the most unhinged grocery list every.

Last week's insanity was 25kg of celery, 19.3oz of elderberry, and 51 loaves of banh mi sandwich bread. This week is 46kg of elderberry liquor, 28kg of spinach, 38 boxes of lemons, and 4 pounds of pink himalaya salt.

(Jinwoo IS that guy in math problems.)

Bon Appetit is compiling all the things they think Jinwoo now has in his fridge and try to cook up the "recipes" they think Jinwoo might be eating with all those specific ingredients still in the fridge. There's a lot of talk of "so and so could still be in his kitchen if he froze/ dehydrated/ powdered XXX".

Would Jinwoo be the type to also hoard snacks? Or is it healthy food only? (because fresh produce can actually go for super cheap while snacks can generally last forever with all the preservatives that are loaded up into it?)

Now that I think about it, Jinwoo's shopping list looks like it's a Too Good To Go buy: https://www.mirror.co.uk/money/aldi-shopper-hits-jackpot-after-31864157

Okay, so Jinwoo is known for the quantity he buys. But what about quality? Is he REALLY buying the good produce? or does he not mind about getting the bruised and over ripened goods because look at that price and it's just ugly but the taste is close enough?

Basic premise: this fic takes place after the bloom ending/ending 6, and I was wondering "what if the soul of life thingy was genetic? And if Casper and MC had a child they would also have it" and then I also thought "if that happened, wouldn't it be absolutely fucking hilarious if 5012 was assigned their child?"

Hmm, gonna be praying I see bats, look at the stars and find love this summer!

So you know how the process of him going from his world to KOF is kinda messy and most times random? How he would just pass out and suddenly poof, he's there?

Now, we know that whenever he gets hurt there- which, surprisingly, is almost close to never -it doesn't come back to his original body as only his conciousness is transfered.

So. Technically speaking. Does. Does that mean if he broke his arm in KOF, it would just get reset back to his unbroken arm in his world? Does that mean if he went back to KOF again, it's like he never got hurt? And vice versa?

So you know how the process of him going from his world to KOF is kinda messy and most times random? How he would just pass out and suddenly poof, he's there?

Now, we know that whenever he gets hurt there- which, surprisingly, is almost close to never -it doesn't come back to his original body as only his conciousness is transfered.

So. Technically speaking. Does. Does that mean if he broke his arm in KOF, it would just get reset back to his unbroken arm in his world? Does that mean if he went back to KOF again, it's like he never got hurt? And vice versa?

Like girl wasn't evil just for nothing, she got separated from the people she loved, was forced to fight a war against the only friend she ever had and was belittled by everyone around her for not being good at witchcraft when she didn't even wanna be there.

Like yeah then she goes ok to poison the woman who separated her from everything she loved, who was the queen at that time, and usurped the throne. But like no wonder?????

Not saying she's a saint, the books also speak about how she pulled a Moses's father to avoid being defeated by a bunch of teenagers and her childhood friend (Wich didn't work but eh) but like.

…

HES IN ANOTHER EVENT??

I know people said they liked the phone feature (me included) but like. Do they really gotta have Xuan in two events practically back to back??

Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.

As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.

But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?

First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.

Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.

Say whaaaat?

Well uhm

Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.

If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.

Still grasping for straws, Wright?

Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.

Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. 

Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. 

Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.  

I’m sorry Edgeworth.

I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1

But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.

Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.

And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?

While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.

Ack.

(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)

Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!

Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!

… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?

Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.