What’s the filthiest thought you’ve had in the middle of a boring day?

i suggest you shut your mouth.

"never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing." "the less i know about other people's affairs, the happier i am." "i'm not interested in caring about people." "i like saying no. it lowers their enthusiasm." "i would prefer she ask for my permission so i can say no." "i was born ready. i'm [first] fucking [last]." "i am not a sore loser. it's just that i prefer to win, and when i don't, i get furious." "if you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?" "because it doesn't exist, because that's nonsense, because you're an adult." "i do not approve of this." "i gave her a kind nod." "everything i do is the attitude of an award winner, because i've won an award." "i was talking to the ribs." "not to worry, i have a permit." "i can do what i want." "normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, i'd choose to do nothing. but i will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. i'd work all night if it meant nothing got done." "you people have no idea what you're talking about." "that's funny. somebody just told me you were queen of the gays." "uh, thank you... for this. uh, this all good. night good. uh..." "i know more than you." "when people get too chummy with me, i like to call them by the wrong name to let them know i don't really care about them." "i hope the rest of your day is cool beans." "i came here for the same reason people go to the zoo." "i once thought i had a friend. then it turned out he was the single worst person i have ever met." "just give me all the bacon and eggs you have." "please do not approach me on the street." "when i eat, it is the food that is scared." "there's been a mistake, you've accidentally given me the food that my food eats." "is this not rap?" "you had me at meat tornado." "i know what i'm about, son." "anyway, please do not misinterpret the fact that i am talking right now as genuine interest in art and attempt to discuss it with me further. end of speech." "i can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves." "i can't go because i don't want to." "i don't think so. i think we're gonna be fine." "i cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl." "he might have just disappeared off the earth." "i wish this office had only walls." "since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not." "counteroffer. you take me nowhere, and i talk to no one." "why is everyone else so bad at eating?" "losing on purpose is a form of lying." "i hate everything." "everything before that was a mistake." "do you see the problem here?" "keep your tears in your eyes where they belong." "i suffer from a disorder called sleep fighting." "there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well." "creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie." "i'm a simple man. i like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food." "when did kids get so interested in fun?" "well, this is great." "i'm heading home, so as to not have to be here anymore." "we have one activity planned. not getting killed." "on principle, i never say anything that another person is obviously trying to get me to say." "people are idiots, [name]." "what's it like to stare into the eye of satan's butthole?" "i regret nothing. the end." "i regret everything." "i'm not sure i'm interested in that. no, i am sure, i'm not interested in that." "this is my hell." "i hate the public. the public is stupid." "i would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings." "i don't want to seem overdramatic, but i really don't care what happens here." "my friends know i have a strict no call policy." "i don't drink alcohol from that portion of the color spectrum." "i used a fake name. les. les vegetables." "usually i take it neat, but i will make an exception in the name of health." "literally everything is a weapon." "i love nothing!"

"i still wake up with things to tell you." "too much yet not enough happened between us." "loving me is going to haunt you for a lifetime." "you'll never recover from that kind of devotion." "parts of me remind me of you." "but i never forget. i've engraved your name on the palms of my hands." "and the boy i love is a body..and bodies die." "something of him / stuck with me, a splinter." "yes, i did care. very much. i had never been in love before." "you left me behind." "watching someone you love die is an image you never forget." "the idea was to not fall in love." "i must have loved you a lot." "i sleep so that we can meet..." "so many things i wanna talk to you about." "i looked. you were already staring." "i would choose you in every lifetime." "what if i never forget you?" "what if, all my life, when i meet someone new, i can never fall for them because they aren't you?" "i have loved you since we were children." "it should have been me." "i fell in love with your soul before i could even touch your skin." "our forever was supposed to be longer." "i thought we'd have more time." "you were the first one i loved. you were the first love i lost." "you never think that the last time is the last time. you think there will be more. you think you have forever, but you don't." "i always wonder what it would've been like." "i was doing great, but then they said your name." "loving you changed my life. losing you did the same." "i'd rather have the darkest parts of you than have nothing." "this is who we are, a product of war."

"there is blood everywhere and i am lost in it. i breathe blood, not air." "she didn't deserve death. i did — i do." "your hands are wet with the blood of an empire." "is it my fault?" "survival is not beautiful." "i'm not dead but not alive either. i'm just a ghost with a beating heart." "a wolf is a wolf, even in a cage, even dressed in silk." "i'm afraid of what i've become." "how quickly the blade becomes you." "i was trapped in that nightmare, shaking, trembling, terrified." "darkness there, and nothing more." "i'm going to be the deadliest piece on the board." "have you ever looked fear in the eyes and said, 'i just don't care'?" "i think i am a better ghost than i am a human being." "inside me, something seethes. inside me, some feral animal claws at my ribcage, trapped." "i am someone who did not die when i should have died." "your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing." "i met evil when i was only a child." "inside my head, the war is everywhere." "my bones are smouldering and my knuckles are bloody. forgive me. forgive me..." "it's time to forgive yourself. you're not that person anymore." "i exist. in thousands of agonies, i exist." "i wanna be me again." "my soul bleeds.... and the blood steadily, silently, disturbingly slowly, swallows me whole." "can you remember who you were?" "i want to rest. i want to breathe quietly again." "i feel it's my anger that has helped keep me alive." "you can't burn what's already been scorched." "how can i ask anyone to love me, when all i do is beg to be left alone?" "the cage is open. you can walk out anytime you want. why are you still in there?" "fix it, please... fix me." "i'll survive. somehow i always do." "i can't get back to myself." "i can't remember." "tell me a ghost story." "a wolf will never be a pet." "i was burning, while you came blaming me for the smell of ashes." "fight me." "i did not mean to be cruel. i swear i am good. i am good, i am kind. i have love inside of me... some place far, far away." "you will survive; but you will become someone else." "you have been much alone these last few years. alone and angry." "memory is punishment." "your throat is raw from screaming to a god who isn't listening." "if i am anything, it is violence." "for most people, it's history now. but for me, whenever i close my eyes, it all comes back clearly." "how tired i am." "crawl inside this body — find me where i am most ruined, love me there." "i was born in an abundance of inherited sadness." "i punish myself for my whole life, my whole life i punish." "is the blood on your hands dry? is it slowly disappearing? mine isn't." "i have done bad things. i can't take them back, and they are part of who i am. most of the time, they seem like the only thing i am." "if you feel nothing then why are you shaking?"

You're the worst decision I keep making over and over again.

spoken vow - sender makes a vow to forever be by the other's side, wholly devoted and loyal to receiver.

breakup sex - because our muses probably just don't know how to let go.

• Your council presses you to dissolve this union. I heard them counseling you through the door.   • We are required to appear as one. Whatever your true feelings, I must ask you to conceal them for the duration.   • I did not choose you. But I am choosing to make something of this. The question is whether you shall do the same.

• The treaty has been signed.  • You wear my crown well.  • I care not for desire. You're marrying the heir to secure the alliance. • The council has voted. Your claim to the throne has been invalidated. • Take off the crown when you speak to me. I want to see the person, not the monarch. • I found the poison in your chambers. Were you planning to use it on my father or me? • Our kingdoms have been at war for three generations. A wedding won't change that. • You're asking me to choose between you and my birthright. That's not fair. • I saw you in the gardens with [insert name]. Does your betrothed know? • I don't want the throne. I never wanted it, not truly.  • The marriage was never consummated. We can still get an annulment before anyone knows. • You're a hostage here. Stop pretending otherwise. • I loved you before you were king/queen. I'm not sure I can love what you've become. • The lords are calling for your head. I can't protect you anymore. • Your signature on this document means war. You know that, don't you? • I'm carrying your child. Your legitimate heir is going to have a bastard sibling. • They found your letters to the enemy court. They're calling it treason. • You promised me a crown. Instead, I'm locked in a tower. • The alliance is broken. Your family killed mine under a banner of peace. • I don't trust you. But I need your army.  • You've been on the throne for six turns of the moon, and already there are three coup attempts. • We were meant to rule together. When did you decide you wanted to rule alone? • The royal bloodline ends with me. I cannot give you an heir. • I would burn this kingdom to the ground for you. Is that what you wish to hear? • You're not fit to rule. The council is preparing to name a regent. • I loved you when we were just children in the garden. Before any of this mattered. • The succession is unclear. If you die without an heir, the kingdom falls to chaos. • They're starving in the streets while we feast in the palace.  • Your exile is permanent. If you return, it's death. • I never agreed to be a political pawn. I had dreams before I had a crown. • You killed the rightful heir. Every day you sit on that throne is built on murder. • The marriage contract has a clause. If I fail to produce an heir, you can set me aside. • Your father's debts are now yours.  • I am a queen, not a broodmare. I will rule, not just provide heirs. • The small council is calling for your execution. I'm running out of reasons to deny them. • Your claim is older than mine, but my army is larger. Choose your next words carefully. • I didn't realize loving you would be considered an act of treason. • The regent is poisoning the young king/queen. I have proof, but no one will believe me. • You renounced your titles for me. I never asked you to destroy yourself. • The consort's chambers are on the opposite side of the palace. There's a reason for that. • The lords are circulating a petition to have our marriage dissolved for barrenness. • I watched them behead my entire family. You expect me to swear fealty? • The alliance needs consummation witnesses. I know it's barbaric, but it's tradition. • I didn't flee my own kingdom just to become a prisoner in yours.

• How long has it been since you've seen another person? • You need to eat. I don't care if you're not hungry. • That's the last of the clean water. We have maybe three days. • Don't go out there. Not after dark. • I heard gunshots about two miles west. We need to move. • You're burning through supplies like we have somewhere to restock. • I can't remember what coffee tastes like anymore. • Show me your arm. • The radio's been silent for six days now. • I found a Polaroid in that house. Look—people used to smile like this. • We're not taking them with us. We barely have enough for ourselves. • You've been coughing for three days. Don't lie to me. • I think I saw smoke on the horizon. Could be a settlement. Could be a trap. • This is the fourth body we've found this week. • You want to talk about what happened back there? Or are we just going to pretend? • I'm not leaving you behind. I don't care what you say. • The fence has a breach. Something got through last night. • When was the last time you slept? And I mean actually slept. • You're rationing your own food to feed me, aren't you? • I can still hear the sirens sometimes. Even though they stopped months ago. • We can't stay here. This place is compromised. • I found batteries. Three AAs and a nine-volt. • You never told me what you did before all this. • That's a gunshot wound. Who shot you? • I haven't seen the sun in four days. This ash won't clear. • We're down to eleven bullets. Make them count. • I know what day it is. It's your birthday. • The last time I trusted someone, they stole half our supplies and disappeared. • You're running a fever. Sit down before you collapse. • I can't do this anymore. I can't keep watching people die. • We have to go back. I left something—someone—behind. • You've been talking in your sleep. About before. • I found a working generator. We could have power for a week, maybe two. • You're the only person left who knows my real name. • That smell means the bodies are close. Cover your mouth. • I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'm asking you to survive. • The coordinates led us here. There's nothing. It was all a lie. • How many people have you killed since this started? Don't lie. • We used to have rules. Remember that? • You took the last dose of antibiotics. That was for the kid. • I saw your hand shake when you raised that gun. You're not okay. • This is it. This is all that's left of the world. • I can't remember their face anymore. Isn't that terrible? • You're planning to leave, aren't you? I can tell. • We found a car with half a tank. That's a goddamn miracle. • You didn't have to kill them. They would have left. • I'm trying to remember what music sounded like. • This is the third night you've taken watch. You're going to get us killed. • The map stops here. Everything past this point is unmapped territory.

• The label wants the album done in six weeks. We can barely be in the same room for six minutes. • You're high again. We go on in twenty minutes. • I heard the demo. You changed the lyrics we wrote together. • This band is falling apart and you're too stoned to notice. • You slept with [insert name]. After the forum show. Everyone knows. • I can't write with you anymore. Every song turns into a fight. • The tour manager found the coke in your guitar case. • You dedicated that song to someone else. On stage. In front of ten thousand people. • Your girlfriend showed up at soundcheck. The one you said you broke up with. • I'm leaving the band. After the European leg, I'm done. • We can't keep doing this—fighting all day and falling into bed together all night. • I saw you leave with [insert name] after the party. Don't insult me by lying about it. • Remember when we started this band in your garage? When did it get so complicated? • You're drinking straight whiskey at noon. We have a radio interview in an hour. • The new song is about me leaving, isn't it? • I can't tell if you hate me or if you're in love with me, and I think you can't either. • They offered me a solo contract. A real one. With Mercury Records. • You missed the bus. Again. The rest of us waited for three hours. • Stop looking at me like that when we're on stage. People are starting to talk. • I heard you in the hotel room next door. With someone who definitely wasn't me. • The vinyl's pressed. The album's done. And we barely spoke during the entire recording. • You want writing credit on a song you didn't even show up to record. • I'm not your muse anymore. Find someone else to bleed into your lyrics. • We sold out Madison Square Garden and you look absolutely miserable about it. • I rewrote the bridge. Without you. It's better now. • The groupies wait for you after every show. Like you're some kind of god. • I can't tell what's real between us and what's just good for the image anymore. • They want us to fake date for the publicity. For the album release. • You OD'd in Phoenix. They had to cancel three shows. Do you even care? • I'm sick of being the stable one while you get to be the tortured artist. • The documentary crew asked why we don't write together anymore. What did you tell them? • We have to duet on this track. For the single. Can you manage that? • You haven't looked at me since that night in Laurel Canyon. • The Grammys are next month. We'll have to walk the carpet together. Smile for the cameras. • I heard you through the walls last night. Crying. Playing the same chord progression over and over. • You're twenty minutes late to your own album listening party. • I kept the polaroid from Woodstock. The one where we actually looked happy. • They're calling us the next Fleetwood Mac. Guess they know a beautiful disaster when they see one. • You can have the master tapes. I just want out.

• You're training here? In the off-season? Seriously? • I saw your interview after the finals. That's really what you think of me? • Congratulations on the win. Must feel good to finally beat me. • You're favoring your left side. How bad is the injury? • I didn't expect to see you at physical therapy. • We got paired together for the charity event. Try not to look so miserable about it. • Your form is off. You're compensating for something. • I heard you're thinking about retiring. • That was a dirty play and you know it. • You cost us the championship. I hope you can live with that. • Why are you being nice to me? We're not friends. • I saw the footage. You could've injured me on purpose but you didn't. • You've been avoiding me since the season ended. • Your coach called my coach. Apparently, we need to “work out our differences.” • I didn't think you'd actually show up to my sister's wedding. • You're at my gym. This is my gym. • I know what the press is saying about you. For what it's worth, I don't believe it. • We're the only two here this early. That's... weird. • You broke the record. My record. • I'm not moving to your team, I don't care what they're offering. • You look like hell. When did you last take a day off? • We used to be friends, remember? Before all this. • Your rookie's got potential. You training them to hate me too? • I can't believe I'm saying this, but I need your advice. • That charity game next month? We're co-captains. Surprise. • You played through that injury, didn't you? You idiot. • I got traded. To your division. So this just got complicated. • Stop looking at me like that during games. It's distracting. • You were supposed to be at the awards ceremony. Everyone noticed you weren't there. • I saw you with someone last night. Didn't know you were dating. • Your tell is still the same. You bite your lip when you're nervous. • I heard you defending me in the locker room. Why? • We got snowed in at the training facility. It's just us. • You kept my jersey? After everything? • The documentary crew wants to film us together. Relive the rivalry or whatever. • You're in my head before every game. I don't know how to get you out. • I saw the pain meds in your locker. How long have you been hiding this? • Your contract is up. Are you actually considering their offer? • We're presenting the award together. Try to smile at least once.

• You fight like someone who has nothing left to lose. • I didn't free you from that place so you could throw your life away. • The king wants you dead. I'm supposed to be the one to do it. • You're not a prisoner anymore, so why do you still act like one? • I've killed for less than what you just said to me. • You think these pretty clothes make me forget what I am? • I saw you training at dawn. Who taught you to move like that? • The competition starts tomorrow. Try not to die in the first trial. • You're one of the king's assassins. I'm supposed to fear you, not— • I know what you did to earn your freedom. Was it worth it? • You can't save everyone in this castle. Stop trying. • I found blood on your balcony. Whose was it? • The Prince wants to see you. And no, you can't say no. • You've got three kills to my one. Should I be impressed or concerned? • I didn't expect the world's most feared assassin to like books. • You're hiding something. I can always tell when you're lying. • The king's guards are asking questions. What did you do? • I heard you screaming last night. Nightmares again? • You bow to no one, do you? That's going to get you killed. • I'm not your enemy. Though I understand why you'd think otherwise. • You could run. Right now. I'd let you. • You're good with a blade, but you fight angry. That's a weakness. • The princess trusts you. I'm not sure that's wise. • I saw the scars. How long were you there? • You're different than the others. I can't figure out if that's dangerous. • The king's champion shouldn't be afraid of anything. So why do you flinch when he enters the room? • The court thinks you're just a pretty ornament. They have no idea. • I found the letters you've been hiding. Who are you writing to? • You saved my life in that trial. I won't forget it. • The rebellion needs someone like you. Someone ruthless. • You're the first person I've met who isn't afraid of what I can do. • You've been free for months now. When are you going to start acting like it? • I know the king's secret. And now so do you. • You could have anyone in this kingdom. Why do you keep choosing solitude? • The foreign dignitaries are here. Try not to kill any of them. • You're playing a dangerous game with the court. Do you even have a plan? • The captain of the guard is in love with you. You know that, right? • I didn't survive this long by trusting people. But I'm trying to trust you. • You fight like you're still in chains. You're not anymore. • The magical wards around the castle are failing. Something's coming. • You told me you were done killing. So whose body is that?

‘you’ll be back in action in no time.’