genius

Yes, this is a very rare situation.

Alright if you say so.

Cool, so you can just leave me alone. 

Fine.

Yeah but I couldn’t really tell you which one I met. 

That's alright because they're both pretty weird.

Is it a good thing or a bad thing you can’t forget?

I'm still trying to figure that out.

Guess who missed the bonfire last night because they fucking passed out at 9? I wanted s’mores, dammit.

I haven't been there either and I think we haven't missed much.

I met one. she is very annoying. So far I like you better.

Am I supposed to be proud now?

That’s your prerogative Mia, but if you’re not interested in us ever establishing a proper connection or friendship or whatever, I don’t see why you’re here talking to me. I’d just rather we didn’t talk if you’re just going to be rude. You barely know me. Just have a little respect, I guess. 

Well, guess what? That's just who I am. I'm a rude bitch and there's no need to change that so deal with it.

Hopefully they aren’t annoying as you.

Oh, they're worse.

I’m Joanna. The catch the kiss girl!

Oh, yeah, I remember that. Of course I do. How could I ever forget?

I don’t really understand how my taste in television affects you personally, but you know. 

It's just showing me that you and I share nothing but some genes and it's really making me happy.

Excuse me, what is that supposed to mean? I guess its nice to meet you. 

Well, meeting my sisters hasn't really been a highlight to me so..

Yeah, um… you. Well not like you you but the other you. Oh my gosh… I just confused myself. 

Oh, you met either Isla or Jeda, right?

I’m Jamie, haven’t met my sisters so..

Well, good for you. I'm Mia.

Ever thought of trying something more mature?

There are seriously people out here who listen to One Direction?