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It's the most Jerma-like movements possible

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

He truly is.

these are the guys who lick your clothes clean when you put them in the dishwasher

washing machine

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

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