Vampire Ho

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*Shrnf…*

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

FAVORITE HL FICS - SOFT HANDS, FAST FEET, CAN’T LOSE (122k) by @haydolce​

American Uni AU. Harry Styles is a frat boy football star from the wealthy Styles Family athletic dynasty. A celebrity among football fans, he knows how to play, he knows how to party, and he knows how to fuck (all of which is well known among his legion of admirers).

Louis Tomlinson is a student and an athlete, but his similarities to Harry end there. Intelligent, focused, independent, and completely uninterested in Harry’s charms, Louis is an anomaly in a world ruled by football.

best arthur and eames fics | #5 | pet by ladyvader

“’Thing is,’ he started, trying for conversational, ‘He… he held me really tight, Ari.’ His eyes burned and burst over into thick tears that poured down over his fingers as he buried his face in his hands.

‘He held me really tight.’  He sobbed and curled into himself, Ari curling around him and muttering stupid, soothing things (that he knew weren’t true but she hoped might help just the same) into his hair, and some distant part of him reflected calmly that Ariadne was right. When he cried it felt like the end of the world.’

Let us be free from passage of our time,

Hold still, hold fast, the sweetest of my heart,

Collect thyself before even in part

A read thou wouldst in my here face thus chime.

The sweetest of my heart, know i do not

A man with gifts and bounty after lust,

All that i own, I own as it is just

And with labour and toil i have these got.

A great empire have I forged for myself,

And thy, without doubt, always know that must,

Built from the very ground, the very crust,

Still no man whom would jewel adorn each shelf.

No man to bathe my form in finest gold,

And this way it has been for time long passed,

A prince or wealthy man could I gain fast,

Should i desire his riches to behold.

One wonders, what aspect i must possess,

To heavy-pocket men so well attract,

Tis’ as i sicken! A plague i have well backed,

With sickening looks a plague i quickly press.

Thou art not the maiden who ever could,

The men of age and fortunes great soon bed,

As this woman thou never could be said

To be, nor be you ever even would.

Child, all on earth possessed by Shangela,

With sweat and blood with effort I have gained

A labourer and warrior ordained,

My work from Earth I am the handler.

you fucking

bitch

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