unoriginal collection of things

“can you explain this gap in your employment?” why sure! I was not employed at that time.

Girl, the meek better start inheriting the earth faster, because what the fuck is this

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

tummy hurt

I'd rather read a billion dead dove fics than watch a movie paid for by the US government that is clearly pro-government

ideologically i disagree with outside cats but i cannot deny the allure of being able to just meet a little guy anytime anywhere

one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

everyone avert your eyes [expresses a standard human emotion] [illogically experiences shame even with only myself as witness]