lina

dorlene quidditch rivals who go from genuinely hating each other's guts, to liking the other and hiding it, to secretly dating and putting a show of their rivalry on for games, to publicly dating and still playing like they're sworn emenies

"Platonic Prongsfoot" "Romantic Prongsfoot" well, more importantly, they’re fucking insane and abnormal about each other in an undeniable way.

mary macdonald the type to write fanfiction about the two bullies in her class (prongsfoot)

I love enemies to lovers, I really do, but friends to lovers will always have my heart and soul.

mikes arc is like when u accidentally drop a soda bottle and it gets shaken up rlly bad so u take it to the sink like "ok at least i can have fun opening it and watching it explode everywhere before i get a new one" except it only does a pissy little fizzy thing and spills all over ur hands instead of exploding and now ur in the perfectly awful middle ground where it exploded just enough to spill all over and ruin the carbonation and make it undrinkable but not enough to be fun. and then u wash ur hands and get to the fridge and realize that was the last soda bottle in the whole house

actually yknow what??? mike wheeler is going to listen to good luck babe in 2024 and he is going to wince and look over at will in the passenger seat who is also looking at him going “you better be fucking glad you didn’t fumble me”

isn’t it funny how when Dustin had a crush on max they made it clear that the crush is unrequited, and he moved on in the same season, but when a gay character has an unrequited LOVE they have to go with it for 5 total seasons and torture him in every way possible

The concept of apocalyptic, satanic panic hawkins season 5, I will miss you forever