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Why tf do the dsmp characters fit into the warriors storyline so well? What the fuck?
It was supposed to be a joke but these fuckers literally just remade warriors without the cats.
My brain is not thinking properly right now and all I can do is say "What if there was a warrior cat named Ebonypaw and her warrior name was Ebonydarkness"
And her sister Ravenway
Some insights from the Japanese version of chapter 2!
(I'm not THAT great at Japanese, and am NOT a native speaker, it's been years and even then I never got super-fluent, but I can still read a little, and just used my dictionary for the rest. So, if anyone wants to correct me on this, go for it.)
-In case you missed it, Spamton's speech is translated REALLY interestingly, using "death" in English instead of "desu" (since they're pronounced the same), spelling daisuki (love) as "die-suki", uses Watakushi (formal and gender-neutral, though not exclusively, pretty much anyone can use it) as his pronoun but replaces "kushi" with the numbers 9 and 4, which are pronounced Ku and Shi but whose sounds out of context can mean "death" and "pain/torture" and are therefore considered unlucky numbers, etc. Also, less horrifying, instead of BIG SHOT he just says he wants to be "BIG" -- which, given that he's a literal email spambot from the 90s, has some implications...
-Seam's pronoun is...Atashi? o____O Which is, like, really feminine. The girly girl pronoun. If they don't straight-up identify as a different gender in Japanese, I guess we're supposed to interpret this as them seeing themselves as being more feminine?
-King and Queen both use Watakushi, with Queen even using it and all other words referring to people/specific topics in [brackets] sorta similar to Spamton (though in Japanese this translates more as just being in quotes), along with other formatting quirks like everything she says being enclosed in <!-- HTML comment tags -- >, making her seem more computer-y.
-The Addisons don't use any pronouns at all. None. They NEVER say the equivalent of the words "I" or "Me" ANYWHERE in Japanese.
-SCC all use male pronouns:
Sweet and Cap'n both use Ore (very masculine, tough guy, arrogant, connotations of being a delinquent/gangster).
Interestingly, Sweet rarely refers to just himself, but as part of the whole group (Oretachi), while Cap'n does both.
K_K uses Boku (standard friendly male pronoun)
-Susie also uses Ore, which makes sense for her since despite being almost exclusively a male pronoun, she doesn't care about that shit! She is tough and you WILL respect her.
-Now for the big one! Swatch also uses Watakushi (gender-neutral, formal). Now, literally anyone can use that or its less-formal version Watashi, male, female, or otherwise -- it's pretty much just the default pronoun (I use Watashi whenever I speak Japanese, since I'm NB). But, in this case, without any English equivalent to go on, I think we can officially say They/Them Swatch confirmed!!
-I've seen others bring this up before, but I'll include it for completeness: Rouxls Kaard uses Yo as his pronoun, which is...basically Watashi but EXTREMELY formal and a little old-fashioned, only really used in writing rather than speech. So, pretty accurate to him!
And now for some more SCC stuff, since I focused on those scenes (for obvious reasons):
-Sweet and Cap'n both speak pretty normally, albeit VERY informally, with the latter using slightly harsher/even more casual language and not really ending his sentences properly, but K_K's manner of speaking is different. He basically speaks in either a really lazy or cutesy manner, rarely using difficult kanji and ends every sentence li~ke thisssss!!~
-In Japanese, K_K's nickname makes a little more sense -- the line where in English he says "K_K is short for 'Cakes.'" is instead "K_K wa 'Kēki' no ryaku da yo~" or "K_K is an abbreviation of Kēki (Cake)!~" In Japanese you abbreviate something by either using the first kana of each word or, especially in cases like this with a shorter word in katakana, the first English character of each kana. So, his name is Kē Ki -- KK!
-Instead of "See ya! Smell ya! Hear ya!", they all just say goodbye, but in their own way:
Sweet: "Mata kaiou!" (Until we meet again!)
Cap'n: "Mata na!" (See ya, very casual)
K_K: "Mata ni~" (Same as Cap'n, but in a much more cute, childish manner)
-Instead of lemon drops, K_K talks about lemon jelly. Which...explains a lot of the Japanese fanart I've seen with K_K eating it.
-Instead of saying Queen gave him candy for being so sweet, Sweet says that Queen gave him a nickname that translates directly to "Little Sweets/Candy Boy". And when he hears it, Cap'n says he wants to be called that too!
-Cap'n drops the freaking k-word! Granted, it's referring to the damn Berdly statue, which, I would use that word to describe too, but still. Someone wash this boy's mouth out with soap!
-"Boku wa sweets daisuki!" / "I love sweets!" Shippers, this one's for you.
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while i like 2 think that c!fundy is actually a fox, the thought of him just constantly wearing a fursuit unironically makes him so so so much more badass bc if he can do all the shit he does while wearing a damn fursuit then imagine just how strong and stealthy he would be without it
wanted to draw niki and wil but didn't feel like drawing humans (or humanoids) so here's wilbun and bunniki for yall (i dont have a proper design for wilbun yet and it shows)
ghostbur had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
ghostbur had a little lamb whose fleece was blue as rain
and all the bad things ghostbur felt, ghostbur felt, ghostbur felt
all the bad things ghostbur felt, the lamb would share his pain
"Ghostbur is canonically in agony-"
Okay then. Write Sally x L'Manbur smut. If canon is so important to you. Do it. Write the slow burn enemies to lovers Sallybur smut. Pussy.
....*slowly copies Google Docs link*
Penismp is my favorite spelling because it translates to peni smp, which is fucking hilarious, because it implies there are multiple penises. As for the username penisunavailable, what if they are the only one without a penis? Does everyone have a penis? Do the people not born with penises own them, or are everyone born with penises? How does pregnancy work? Does this mean everyone is mpreg? How does a baby fit through a penis? Is it done in a magical way, with no actual pregnacy involved? These are questions that must be answered
*clears throat*
Omegaverse

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I’ve been having a stroke for 24 hours
Why is shitstained REISEN UDONGEIN FUCKING INABA I am having a STROKE
im tempted to write a whole essay about why i think omegaverse is canon in the dsmp
i have the proof to back it up. im gonna do it. im so gonna do it.
GHOSTBY WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BE DONE WRITING IT. I AM DYING TO KNOW THIS INFO
WHEN I FIGURE OUT WHATEVER THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH QUACKITY
It is my personal belief that you could tune in to any Foolish double-underscore Gamers stream and get some hilarious quotes. To prove that theory here’s some quotes from various streams I’ve caught over the past week:
“Tomatoes are strange creatures. I don’t trust them. I trust tomatoes about as far as I can throw them, which I suppose is a lot. Maybe that was a bad analogy.”
“Am i a fruit? Am i a carb? No, I’m definitely a protein!”
“I drink chocolate milk” (in response to someone asking him how he does so much building without giving up)
“I’d be the guy in the apocalypse whose always chewing gum.”
“Do you get money if you invent a word?”
“See most people have boring merch, like shirts and hoodies. I’m gonna sell you guys dictionaries.”
“They could just call [the ear canal] the ear sewer.”
“The ear void? That sounds too dangerous.”
“I was stacking sand like an animal!”
“If anything, I underthink.”
“I’m like a dolphin, or a shark... whatever drinks water.”
“It’s good to have some muffins before kicking ass.”
“Do not tell hbomb that I meowed. I did it for money, not pleasure.”
“Is tarnation a word?”
Don't forget the most iconic one:
“If I was born in 98' what actually am I? Am I a gemini... or a millenial?..”
im tempted to write a whole essay about why i think omegaverse is canon in the dsmp
i have the proof to back it up. im gonna do it. im so gonna do it.
SINCE WILBUR HAS CLAIMED THAT HE WOULD FUCK ALIVEBUR
WHAT IF HE MAKES SOOTCEST CANON.
THIS STRIKES FEAR INTO MY HEART.
AND LIKE, THEY CAN CO-EXIST IN LIMBO SO THEY CAN INTERACT. SO IT’S NOT LIKE THE CANON CAN STOP HIM
WAIT.
WHY THE FUCK DOES REVIVEBUR HAVE GHOSTBUR’S SWEATER
GUYS, I THINK I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY.
WHERE DO YOU THINK "I GET TURNED ON BY MY REFLECTION IN PASSING CARS" CAME FROM???????

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wilbur: i asked badboyhalo how big the eggs penis was and he told me.
it was roughly 9 metres btw /srs