sometimes u gotta just say weird shit and not worry about what u mean

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

really weirded out by all the twitter people suddenly exclaiming game of thrones is misogynistic now because of the last episode… like, only now??? what show have you been watching???

use more olive oil

I didn’t even notice the url I was just like damn they’re right.

I like how people act like you can’t be racist and sleep with a person of color as if misogynists don’t sleep with women all the time

y’all make sure you date someone that cares about your mental health pls

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

finally a good fucking shower thought

pug date

A role model for us all

Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

Straight culture