and the light burns low

*sees good art* *gets excited* *thinks I can art* *tries to art* *cant art* *sobs*

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

What's the big deal? They kissed of fucking well

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

Holy shit.

how about getting stabbed

good luck calling for medical attention with a dead phone