Let me Fuckin' Tell You

And I don’t mean that in a cutesy way. I mean I literally think he is so close to ace on the gray-A scale that the one and only person he’s ever been sexually attracted to in his entire life is Erwin.

And so it just leads to the most awkward sexual tension ever. Like, he’s never wanted to kiss anyone before so he has no idea what’s happening, and he’s just like, “What is this weird feeling I’m having? I want to do something really physical to this guy, right in his face, so I MUST WANT TO PUNCH HIM OR SOMETHING.”

He wasn’t expecting any sudden consciousness aside from his own however. It was like he had a headache that was on it’s edge - unsure if it was going to come back tenfold or just fade off. "Yours? I am not property to anyone but my liege. I hope you lizards believe in some diety because you will be meeting them soon." Reiner replied - unsure if his deep voice was even heard or if it was just lost in the roaring winds.

Apparently trying to remember his way home was of little good. He supposed He would have to remember their general direction now. Though Reiner learned something new about himself - apparently he wasn’t afraid of heights, just being dropped from them. It was more than enough to convince him to stop squirming.

The dragon doesn't try to speak with him again during their flight, picking up speed once again and climbing into the clouds. time slows, counted only by the beat of wings and deep breaths of the beast carrying the knight. Frost bites along the edges of Reiner's armor before they are descending again, the light of the world fading to dusky shadows.

Rocky ledges jet out below, black against the darkness around them. At some particular outcrop the dragon pivots sharply and banks into a crevice, contorting precisely to avoid smashing into the mountain and landing lightly atop a smooth marble wall. Not much of the structure beyond can be seen in the dark, but Levi seems at ease. The dragon is comfortable and senses no threat.

Well this move has been mostly successful, Levi decides...

{{❖}} Late nights spent studying were enough of a pain themselves, but apparently his new neighbor decided that Reiner was having too much sleep as it already wasn’t. With a disgruntled mumble the naked blonde rolled out of bed and decided to just put on a pair of shorts, quite old ones actually - the waist of them hung pretty low but it wasn’t like Reiner was really one to give a damn. He didn’t exactly have a lot to be bashful about to begin with. Granted lately it seemed like he was in a definite dry-spell which honestly didn’t help his mood.

He worked late the previous night and then studied for a few hours after that, the EMT classes weren’t a joke contrary to popular opinion. First Responder was actually quite easy but this was when you got into formulas and the like. If one was to remember the dose for the wrong thing it could easily wind you in very hot water. 

But no stress.

A thin brow raises and Levi hears the young man's message, lip curling faintly in some show of distaste. Apparently the complaints started now.

dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!

goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

"He’s small, and so big."