Late-Breaking Los Alamos

Just kidding, it’s just a pile of newspapers

Actual headline reads: 'Lemon/Lime' Tree Spotted On East Road

To make it into the LA Daily Post, obvs.

It’s a marmot. So I guess that’s exciting.

Bet you thought there was more to this story. Yeah no. There isn’t. 

Shadows on the wall of a grocery store. This is news in Los Alamos. Yes it is.

Light Casts Patterned Shadow At Smith's.

And by big change, we mean they are changing their sign. But you clicked, didn’t you? Hahahahha! Sucker!

That’s all. Just thought you should know.

“I love that the headline is one step away from ‘area man takes picture of something’” - Erin, via Facebook. Original post HERE.

No, seriously, it’s just a cloud. It doesn’t really even look like anything.

I just. Can’t.

Eagle Sculpture Installed At Central Park Square

“‘We want to make Central Park Square an interesting and welcoming place for the community,’ Kunsberg said...’”

Because nothing...and I do mean nothing...says “Welcome!” quite like a giant, screaming eagle sculpture that looks like it’s going to swoop down and carry off your child or small dog and turn them into a quick snack.

Gator Spotted In Los Alamos Yard?

No. Not really. It’s actually a lizard. We don’t even know what kind of lizard, but now that you’ve clicked on our clickbait headline we don’t really care anymore about actually providing you with any information whatsoever.

Did I call it, or did I call it?

http://www.ladailypost.com/content/rip-brownie-king-ashley-pond

An excerpt:

Food Truck Arrives At Los Alamos Subway

Baby Owls Spotted In La Senda In White Rock

The good news? Baby owls = totes adorbs.

Oh sweet Jesus. It’s the columbine that ate Los Alamos - or it’s about to be. 

5 whole feet tall?! Stop the presses! This is NEWS, people! Serious NEWS!