i wanna feel this moment flowing up my throat

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

posting a picture of dracula to r/frankenstein and one of the mods has a real life hit put out on me

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored

i would levy a lawsuit against them that would leave their family in ruins

i should be allowed to shoot laser beams at people for making eye contact with me