i'll fall for you soon enough, i resolve to love

Don’t want your fucking help and you’ve done nothing to make me want to be nice to you. [huffs] I’m just going to message Az, he’ll come pick me up and I’ll get away from you.

You should just be nice for the sake of being nice. *smirks* But seriously, if you need me to take you somewhere I can, I'm not that big of a douche.

I’m only talking to you because I’ve lost my place and don’t know where the fuck I am. 

I would help you, but you've been nothing but rude to me. So looks like you're stuck with me. *laughs*

You’re such a fucking hypocrite, I’m surprised if you could keep anyone around.

Yet you continue to talk to me. Clearly, you find me refreshing. 

Thank um… thank you!

Yes, first date. Was I too subtle? Let me try again. Ariel please go on a date with me. Was that better?

Much preferred than being like you.

Do you ever stop? Good God.

Like the devil.

Not quite the devil...just a common bitch. 

Eh, it looks like you try too hard sometimes.

But I honestly don't try at all. I seriously wake up like this.

Maybe you’re just a shitty person.

Yup, the shittest. Where've ya been man, I haven't seen you since the last time I saw ya, 

Why not?

I just don't see the point anymore.

Now that sounds up my fucking ally

Maybe you've been rubbing off on me...eh no harm, no foul.

You sound like my sister

She's pretty bad ass so I'll take that as a compliment. 

For some odd reason I don’t believe you. It’s probably the hair. You have suspicious looking hair.

Suspicious? Psh, more like flawless. 

You’re fucking annoying.

And you are super charming.

No one does nice things just to be nice… 

I used to. All the time.

I’m more nervous actually.  Maybe a little bit nauseous.  Though that might be hunger; I haven’t eaten dinner yet.

What? Okay, here's the gameplan. Eat some dang food and then be yourself and the rest will fall into place.