Kurvector

The whole "Elvis sighting" thing is hilarious because, like, the first documented career Elvis impersonators began working over twenty years before the guy even died. I wonder why a public figure who has a whole industry of people who look and sound like him would generate an unusual number of posthumous sightings? It Is A Mystery.

the camera person deserves the raise of the century

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

cmyk test pages r like angels to me

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

I guess he doesn’t love the color of the sky :(