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Goodnight

the fbi agent watching me get every question wrong on duolingo through my computer screen: this bitch dumb as fuck

goth gf this and goth gf that. where were yall when i was getting bullied in middle school

also getting bullied in middle school

ally

social anxiety isn’t just quiet people who are shy!!! i may be talking a lot but internally i’m panicking and punching myself in the face for every word that comes out of my mouth thank u

everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it??

feel the same about arizona ice tea. arizona’s still there so what the fuck

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN TO PEOPLE WTF IM SO MAD :(

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

People who unironically reblog this have to psych themselves up for 15+ minutes to make phone calls

ur fucking right we do

my favourite biscuits are in the cupboard but no i will not eat them im eating healthy!!!! 

update: i ate the whole box