HEROISMS

If you like a response I made, you are more than allowed to just take it and make it into a thread. Some of you do this already, but others might need a bit of a verbal confirmation to let them know that they are more than allowed to do so. When I put a lot of effort into something, I really do enjoy when it sparks the need to turn things into threads with people. Whatever random situation I put our muses in normally something that I’ve wanted to write for a while, and I assume that you do too because you sent me the thing in the first place!

DYNAMICS: ✭ friends to lovers ★ rivals to lovers ✦ enemies to lovers ♡ found family ♣ rivals ❦ reluctant allies  ❖ platonic ☢ slowburn  ➤ love at first sight π partners in crime SITUATIONS ☁ one muse saves the other’s life  ☼ one muse (or both) is a single parent  ❆ our muses get shut in due to a storm  ☤ one muse having to patch the other up  ❦ put together through a common goal  ⎔ one muse asking the other to stay the night ϟ our muses work together  ♁ our muses are neighbors  ➽ one muse doesn’t have anyone else to turn to  SETTINGS ✚ crossover between our fandoms ☽ sender’s verse in receivers fandom ☾ receivers verse in sender’s fandom ☯ alternate universe / separate fandom than both muses are in

change pronouns as necessary; quotes were taken out of context & are in no specific order.

❛  the english language can’t fully capture the depth & complexity of my thoughts. ❜  

❛  i’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. winky face.  ❜

❛  with all due respect, i am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.  ❜  

❛  a place where everybody knows your name is hell. you’re describing hell. ❜  

❛  cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. no doubt, no doubt, no doubt.   ❜  

❛  if i die, turn my tweets into a book.  ❜  

❛  anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell. ❜  

❛  why don’t you just do the right thing and jump out of a window? ❜  

❛  i asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes. ❜  

❛  turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength.  ❜  

❛  the doc said all my bleeding was internal, that’s where the blood’s supposed to be. ❜  

❛  do you see me as a father figure? ❜  

❛  no. if anything i see you as a bother figure, because you’re always bothering me. ❜  

❛  can you magically make everyone kind, sober, and fully dressed?  ❜  

❛  title of your sex tape.  ❜  

❛  piece of advice: just give up.  ❜  

❛  ok, no hard feelings, but i hate you. not joking. bye.    ❜  

❛   do you bring me joy? no, because you’re boring and you’re too hard. see ya.  ❜  

❛   good to see you. but if you’re here, who’s guarding hades? ❜  

❛  fine, but in protest, i’m walking over there extremely slowly! ❜  

❛   hi, (name), the human form of the 100 emoji. ❜  

❛  leave me a voice mail. i won’t check it ’cause it’s not 1993.  ❜  

❛  i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying. ❜

❛  the only thing i’m not good at is modesty, because i’m great at it.  ❜  

❛  thank you. your entire life is garbage.  ❜  

❛  i’m scared of businessmen. ❜  

❛  that’s the worst part of both of those things.   ❜  

❛   hey! welcome to the murder.  ❜  

❛   are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up? ❜  

❛  if anything happened to them, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself.  ❜  

❛  i just forget stuff like a cool person.  ❜  

❛  yeah. i’d rather walk into the freezing ocean.  ❜  

❛  i never throw up. i just tell my stomach to deal with it. my body is terrified of me.  ❜

❛  huh. i’m surprised you’re not celebrating inappropriately.  ❜  

❛  i don’t slump, people. i opposite of slump. i pmuls. that’s slump backwards.   ❜  

❛  it’s been stressful, and it went so well. seriously, look at me, i cannot stop smiling.  ❜  

❛  i mean, you know how that sounds, right?  ❜  

❛  has anyone ever told you you look just like a statue?  ❜  

❛  ooh, someone’s in trouble. it’s me. i don’t know why i did that.   ❜  

❛  you’re smiling. it’s very weird. like seeing a turtle out of its shell.  ❜  

❛  i’ve said “excuse me” more times this morning than i have in my entire life. twice! ❜  

❛  i’d make an amazing prostitute.  ❜  

❛  well, let’s cancel the entire evening and try again next year.  ❜  

fake dating

SECRET dating

being locked in a room or trapped in a small space

huDDLING FOR WARMTH

BEING ON THE BRINK OF ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN GETTING INTERRUPTED

finishing each other’s sentences, KNOWING WHAT THE OTHER IS ABOUT TO SAY

tou chi NG!!!! FOr eheA DS!!!!!!11!!

wearing each other’s clothes

doing that thing where they accidentally get real close and, like, stare meaningfully at each other for a few seconds too long

channeling the inner romcom and having an epiphany about how much they care about each other and RACING TO CONFESS THEIR LOVE

fucking. Now or Never Kiss

HEIGHT DIFFERENCES

defending each other to scathing tertiary or otherwise minor characters but ONLY WHEN THE OTHER ISN’T AROUND

reincarnation or time loop or OOOOH TIME TRAVEL SCENARIOS

dramatically saving each other from certain death or barely surviving something that almost makes the other break down and just smirking wearily and mumbling flippant smartass remarks to HIDE THE DEPTH OF THEIR FEELINGS

undercover as lovers, the classic

ALMOST KISSING. like getting so close that they start to close their eyes and hold their breath and then SOMETHING HAPPENS and they jump apart, that is MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY ACTUAL KISSING

casually sitting on each other’s laps during ensemble cast conversations or scenes

have you ever been too afraid to approach a mutual for plots and conversation? ever been intimidated by the idea of making that first step? then YOU need to know that ur valid and wonderful and it's natural but unnecessary to be afraid bc mutuals obviously wanna write with you if they followed you back. but u also need these prompts. ily. have some water. and some of these prompts--

" lovely/weird/terrible weather, huh? "

" hey! need some help? "

" sorry, i'm lost, could... could you help me? "

" i like your shirt! "

" woah, take it easy... you feeling okay? "

" oh my god, i'm so sorry! did i hurt you?! "

" you need to watch where you're going. "

" your shoelace is untied. "

" okay, don't panic, but i saw someone was following you for the last block. i thought i'd keep you company a while until they're gone? "

" walking home alone in the middle of the night is stupidly dangerous. come on. i'll keep you company a while. "

" hey! you left your wallet at the coffee shop. "

" see, normally people run AWAY from danger... who are you, again? other than the craziest person i've ever met. "

" engine trouble? "

" is this your dog? "

" don't i know you from somewhere...? "

" say, aren't you that one who was in the news this week? "

" i thought you looked familiar! "

" oh, man, i'm sorry! i'm so clumsy... "

" sorry, i've, uh... i've never eaten here before. what do you recommend? "

" excuse me? i could use a little help, if you don't mind... "

" oh! that was one nasty fall... are you alright? "

" come on. you'll catch your death, and my umbrella's big enough for two. "

" you know the host/hostess/couple/deceased? "

" not much of a party person, huh? "

" don't panic. i saw everything... you okay? "

" hey, uh... i just moved in next door. i thought i'd introduce myself. never know when you need a cup of sugar, right? "

" you're not from around here, huh? "

" help! help me! "

" was that person bothering you? "

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