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I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

(guy who's misunderstanding what words mean) The problem with swordplay is she gets to be the sword and I have to, what, fuck the sword?

Im sick of all the hater lesbos constantly trying to ram me off the road and kill me

Im sick of all the hater lesbos constantly trying to ram me off the road and kill me

Im sick of all the hater lesbos constantly trying to ram me off the road and kill me

breaking news: the lands most courageous knight has started responding to kissy noises from its lord

Perhaps a knight lost in the woods is a knight lost forever

Holding my enemies at swordpoint but like I’m not gay about it or anything