dr sexy

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck