Ugh

you might wonder what they do if they run out of baseballs during a baseball game. the truth is, this is impossible. all teams have one guy whose job it is to lay the baseballs like eggs, and he's constantly producing them. this position is called the designated sitter

being young and having grey hair is hot hello beautiful what’s got you so tortured

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

Been really getting into something called doing whatever I want lately

Turns out some people really hate when you do this

orangutan caught using soul siphon on zoo guests, bound within a black crystal by keepers

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

tumblr is not social media. idk how to explain but its so calm here. like this is the field and the valleys. over there is the town and people. but here we are little sheep in our pastures eating our grass and laying in the sun <3