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@killclark
“Kiddy game?" The girl repeated, playing with the deck of cards on the table. "You could say that, —— or we could make it more interesting.”
❝ Oh yeah? Little League goin' pro then?❞ Clark suggested, holding back a chortle. “What you got in mind?❞
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Uh..— nope? But we could always play go fish.
❝ Kiddy game, huh? Probably more appropriate with me involved anyway. ❞
What the hell is ‘poker’?
❝ It's uh well, think of it like they way assholes found a way to ruin their lives before the world went to shit. But uh It's passes the fuckin' time so I'm not kiddin' 'round like I wouldn't be doin' the same thing if I were them. ❞
❝ Nope. Is that supposed to be like, a basic life skill everyone should have? ❞
❝ Well you'd fuckin' hope so in this life, wouldn't ya? S'not like we got anything better to do around this dandy fuckin' campfire. ❞
❝ —Stop bothering the kid Clark. Come get some food. ❞
❝ —Alright, alright keep your fuckin' panties on, would ya? Such a needy little cunt, aren't you ❞
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❝ Look, I told you I don’t know how to fuckin’ handle one of these things. They just keep forcing guns in my direction. What’s so wrong with a knife? — But you’ve got to admit, the look on your face was pretty priceless. ❞
❝ Yeah, for you maybe. Me, however, not findin' it that fuckin' amusing. Ayy, would you just watch where the hell you're pointin' that thing. 'Cause in case it wasn't obvious before, I don't particularly fancy bein' fucked for life just because somebody else was actin' like a dumb-ass with a loaded fuckin' rifle in their hand; if anybody's gonna do that damage it's gonna be me. Don't be askin' me about these assholes' guns over contact bullshit, god fuckin' knows I've never been a gun boy; I've always been better at hammer head with a hammer in hand; Gives me a trademark to work with. ❞
❝ You don't know how to play poker? ❞
… I really want to slap you for that.
Want to? Or are going to? Because go ahead if you're gonna, just don't keep me waitin'; I haven't got all fuckin' day.
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You did.. What?
Don't look so fuckin' suprised, yeah? You keep your mouth open like that somebody might consider it an invitation.
❝ Well what do you expect us to do? The bottom floor only has so much that we can use. We have to look through the rest of the halls, don’t you get it? If we were scared of zombies, we’d be living our lives in fear. So until I fuckin’ hear some coming my way, I’m going to keep searching. Getting supplies isn’t really an option right now. It’s your town that we’re risking our lives to save, is it not? So at least try to grow a pair and help out. If you’re freaked out, go try to open a window and see how far the jump is if it comes down to that and the corpses are blocking the stairs. If they come for us, it’s not like we aren’t prepared. ❞
❝ Jesus cunt, I'm not sayin' we shouldn't be in here, I'm sayin' we shouldn't have taken people from bloody fuckin' rations on this job without at least a bit of fuckin' training. These creeps gotta be somewhere here, and if we're gonna sweep a place that's as much as goldmine and let's be honest a landmine as this; it should be with people who have a fuckin' clue what they're doing. I get we gotta job to do, and I'm all here for the rush. Hell, on an off day the feeling you get gankin' a bunch of those brain-dead bastards is more fun than sex. But you can't actually believe we're fuckin' prepared, can you?. This job is a fuckin' joke, and we're not bein' nearly as careful as we should be. It's only a matter of time until someone gets themselves dead.❞
❝ Apparently I’m still missing the point. So you’re saying that it’s a bad thing we’re not fuckin’ surrounded by corpses right now? Maybe they came through, killed survivors that were staying here, and then went on their way. Zombies don’t think so it wouldn’t surprise me if they tore up the place here. What do you think the cause is, then? ❞
❝ What part of "this hospital only has exits on the bottom floor" do you not get? Hospitals are where infections start; there has to be a couple dozen in here at the very least. It might be a plus that we're not being torn to shreds at this very moment but if they're not here they gotta be somewhere. And my bet's on them being somewhere near. Unless there's fresh flesh up for grabs, these fuckers aren't really going anywhere, and even if they were the chances of them getting all the way down the stairwell and out the building are slim to none. This wreckage is a fuckin' promise, and it's not one we should be takin' lightly. ❞
❝ So you’re saying zombies or people clawed their way out of here? I don’t see how that matters right now. Unless we’ve got a herd of corpses roaming the halls. A couple of people have already patrolled this floor, so we’re fine so far. It’s possible some scavengers broke in to steal supplies, just like we are. And it’s just as possible that the dead tried to escape quickly. I’ve done the math, I just don’t see how that matters right now. Care to explain? ❞
❝That's the fuckin' point though, look at this carnage we should be up to our asses in undead bastards. They should be roamin' the fuckin' halls. I realize the majority of the population are major dumbasses, but we've all easily got a higher IQ than the walkers. You can't tell me anybody would be stupid enough to open it like that; think of how much fuckin' noise it'd make. This hospital only has exits on the bottom floor; we've got a symptom, so where's the fuckin' cause?❞
❝ mate, i’m not a lost child so you don’t have to keep looking after me like i am. i suggest you don’t underestimate me. ❞
❝Your call, and your fuckin' funeral, mate. I'mma have your back either way because that's just how it works out here, but if you don't wanna be treated like a pussy then stop acting like one.❞
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❝ If by promising you mean you’ll probably break it and it’ll injure you, then sure. You should probably keep your hands to yourself. The building is practically decaying as it is, we can’t risk anything. Besides, the only thing I can see that being of use is for stabbing corpses and we’ve got better options. ❞
❝ I think you're missin' the point here, shortcake: This shit is fuckin' torn apart. Either a lot of somethings really wanted to get in here, or a lot of somethings in here really wanted to get out. This hospital doesn't have a bunch of ways in and out. It's not rocket science. You do the math. ❞
❝ That does sound very logical if you were to ask me. But like you said, that would be common sense right. Just read the labels? Might make it all a little more clear. I think there should be plenty of anything here, we just need to find the right rooms. Wouldn’t each level have common things like bandages and such? Those are needed way too often. Hey, I guess they had some sacrifices to make. No one is left behind, which can be the worst mistake they have ever made. But we have to think about that once we return. No screaming, I got it… unless a walker gets to me right?❞
❝ I think you'll notice that's kind of a pattern with me. Chances are we won't have a whole lot of time for that, the hospital's most likely got a few unfriendly types roamin' around. Figure as soon as we find a medicine cabinet or supply closet, we hoard as much as we can fuckin' carry and split. We're out here for the week; we can always come back, gettin' out uninfected is more of a priority task if you ask me. That much was implied, newbie; guazes and suture kits are more valuable than gold nowadays.❞
❝ Yeah, I get where they're coming from. Just don't get how they got here. Big groups are good for fighting and all but when you're tryna' keep under the radar too many people out here at once... well, people fuck up. Definitely not. Loud noise like that, could draw in another dozen... Just stick by me and those undead bastards won't get the chance.❞
