She Wolf.

I don't want a new one!

Really? Darn. I could have made you my stripper prodigy. It would have been perfect. 

I'm sorry! Neither of them like to share, which is ironic, considering we're in a 3 way relationship.

Sounds familiar. Except, change it around with like, surfer by day and bartender by night and we’ve got a deal.

Sounds fun. But I'm actually a waitress at a diner, instead of a stripper. But artist by day, and waitress by evening/night doesn't sound as fun. 

Technically? No. But.. I am a dancer and I have had my fair share of pole dancing classes.. there was also this one time I thought “exotic dancer" meant like dancing with birds or something so I was one for like a week…

Oh, that's cool. But I don't think that my boyfriend and girlfriend would be cool with me actually becoming a stripper, unfortunately.