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daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

(said completely devoid of context) you know how it is

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

sources? a little birdie, et al. (2024)

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

the sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

combining light and dark soy sauce to make morally ambiguous and nuanced soy sauce