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🦠 #my crobe

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

“why are you smiling at your phone” because my friends <333333 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 ✨✨✨🌈🌈🌈

love writing a post and then discarding it immediately. microdosing on having an opinion

im not a "good boy" im nuanced. also i hurt strangers for no reason sometimes

im sorry tumblr dot com but no matter how many ads you give me for bras i still do not have tiddies unfortunately

i wish you and your future tiddies luck

Thank you I'll name my firstborn tiddy after you

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

cmon they just started… give it some time